I am as fit as fuck!

[jass1960]

My body is a temple - an ancient overgrown one in the forests of Cambodia - but a temple nevertheless!

I am just putting the finishing to my training for my Triathalon - working on the 100m dash from swimming pool to bike, whilst sucking in my belly

These last 4 months of running, swiming and cycling have left me with thigh musles of steel.

These last 4 months of beer, wine, curries and junkfood have left me with still as overweight as ever

So wish me well on May 12th

500m Swim, 23Km Bike, 5K Run

all for the National Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC)

EDITED TO SAY: ONLY 2 DAYS TO GO UNTIL THE DREADED DAY - I AM NURSING A CALF STRAIN AND MY KNEE FEELS A BIT DODGY, BUT 'ITS FOR CHARITY' SO I WILL BE THERE!!

 

[wizbit9]

Go you. Well done hope the kiddies get lots of cash from you and their day is brightened up

Knock em dead eh

 

[Cotedebeaune]

Best of British Luck!

Wishing you all the success in your endeavours for a good cause.
I'll pledge a £1.00 per Km.

 

[hornylady]

Hi Jass

I'll think of you if you'll think of me on the same day...I'm running the Race for Life to raise money for Cancer Research. It's not quite as physically demanding as what you're doing, but still...

 

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[Gord]

wish I could say that I was able to do the old ironman thing - but not in as good hape as used to be - went to gym last night and I was fucked after 3ks. !!

So good luck in the old triathalon Where abouts you doing it ??

 

[jass1960]

wish I could say that I was able to do the old ironman thing - but not in as good hape as used to be - went to gym last night and I was fucked after 3ks. !!

So good luck in the old triathalon Where abouts you doing it ??

Thanks Gord - Stratford-upon-Avon - but it doesn't count as Ironman

Olympic is 1500m Swim (in open water), 40Km Bike and 10km Run

IronMan, If my memory serves me right, is 3.5 Mile Swim, 112 Miles on Bike and a Marathon (26 miles) to finish

Foxy

Cote Cheers Mate you are a star!

WiZbit9 Thanks!

HornyLady I will think of you!! - maybe if I imagine your breasts bouncing around that will take away some off the pain

 

[Gord]

only a marathon to finish with - shit remind me never to contemplate doing anything like that.

I have once ran 1/2 marathon which was hard enough. I am trying like buggery to get fit at the moment..........but pretty hard Once I am at the gym it is fine ,but always find a decent excuse not to go - usually called glass of something cold - chardonnay, sauvignon blanc !!

Anyway all the best

 

[nj-voyeur]

These last 4 months of running, swiming and cycling have left me with thigh musles of steel.

These last 4 months of beer, wine, curries and junkfood have left me with still as overweight as ever

Its very possible to be healthy and still carry too much body fat. its also possible to do very well in this race and still have alot of body fat. Most people think of fat as being physhically weak but its not always. Line backers have huge beer bellys but they can run you down in the 40 yard dash. (oh god i just compared him to a linebacker.)(i feel the cyber hand coming to smack me upside my head)

I have a saying i like to use:
"great abs are made in the kitchen not in the gym"

I dont know where i stole that from. But it means that most of fat lost comes from eating right. Well thats true for some people. Some people can just start exercising and see results. But for Jass he seems to be the kind of person who has to eat right to get results. I bet he could stop exercising but eat right and lose all the fat she wanted to.

Good luck on your race jass.

 

[juicylips]

I'm wishing you well, jass.

Very worthy cause you are doing this for.

Best of luck.
JL

 

[Marxist]

Don't crash, drown, or stumble.


And wear clean undies.

 

[jass1960]

Re: Re: I am as fit as fuck!

I have a saying i like to use:
"great abs are made in the kitchen not in the gym"

Good luck on your race jass.

You are what you eat? Great sentiment nj

gord I need a goal to get fit or the wine bottle calls me too!

juicy thanks darlin

marxist are you going soft, you pussy? clean pants - I'll try and remember that!

 

[Marxist]

Jass, I didn't want to be a total cock just in case your heart exploded and your carcass crushed the other racers.


There, is that better?

 

[jass1960]

Jass, I didn't want to be a total cock just in case your heart exploded and your carcass crushed the other racers.


There, is that better?

thats more like it

and what's more that the 1000 posts - thank fuck for that now I can retire from Lit!!!


no, don't beg me to stay

 

[hornylady]

HornyLady I will think of you!! - maybe if I imagine your breasts bouncing around that will take away some off the pain

Wouldn't running with an erection be even MORE painful??

 

[Cotedebeaune]

Wouldn't running with an erection be even MORE painful??

and especially dragging weed during the swim in the Avon

 

[Cotedebeaune]

no, don't beg me to stay

OK....piss off !

 

[jass1960]

Bump - cos its my thread and I wanna!

 

[Bindii]

*shaking poms poms and wiggling seductively*


Give me a J
Give me a A
Give me an S
Give me another S

*working up to the splits*

Goooooooooooo Jass!!!

 

[jass1960]

*shaking poms poms and wiggling seductively*


Give me a J
Give me a A
Give me an S
Give me another S

*working up to the splits*

Goooooooooooo Jass!!!

*sneaks up and lies down underneath Bindii*

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cotedebeaune]

*sneaks up and lies down underneath Bindii*

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That definitely will not help you complete the course....No finish no bucks!

 

[Bindii]

*sneaks up and lies down underneath Bindii*

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snaps legs shut*

Gotta be faster than that! How are you going to win a marathon at that pace? Get training boy!

 

[jass1960]

That definitely will not help you complete the course....No finish no bucks!

Fuck the triathalon I am staying here with the cheerleaders!

 

[jass1960]

*snaps legs shut*

Gotta be faster than that! How are you going to win a marathon at that pace? Get training boy!

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (in frustration)

 

[Bindii]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! (in frustration)

Mush mush boy.

No pain no gain.