I am a troll

[April]

Not really, but please feel free to blame me for anything and everything. Maybe then y'all will get this out of your systems and we can move on to something more entertaining.

Like my boots.

 

[bknight2602]

So go ahead and troll me!

 

[70/30]

Shit, I was looking forward to initiating you into the club. (that's my dirty PERV cliche of the week)

 

[Ice Cold]

and here I thought we were goint to Troll ou tthe barrel.

 

[QuickDuck]

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a ..... oh hang on, thats not what we are singing here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Show me the boots, troll-maiden!

 

[kidthor]

Yes...show us the boots...or the feet...

 

[chicagoguy]

Well said, April. Can I blame global warming on you?

 

[truegentleman]

Boots?

Where? Women and boots= very dexy!!!!!

 

[Jabo 69]

Trolling along.

WHAT A FUCKED UP THREAD..TAINT WORTH READIN...






<VIXENSHE'S TROLL> The Cold,Cruel One.

 

[Jim_Henson]

I want a troll!

 

[HomerPindar]

Not really, but please feel free to blame me for anything and everything. Maybe then y'all will get this out of your systems and we can move on to something more entertaining.

Like my boots.

First off, if that's you in the AV April, I'll take a troll any day.

Second, thanks for taking the blame... really... great of you. I feel like I owe you a drink now or something.

finally, can we move off the boots....?


HomerPindar

 

[April]

Like I said, blame me for everything. Even global warming if it makes you feel better.

Okay, we can move off the boots. Let's talk about coats then.
Not me in the av. Sorry.

 

[Draco]

I want a troll!

Damn...my bad...I thought you WERE a troll.....

 

[scylis]

i'm a troll hunter.

and i'm sorry, but i'm going to have to hunt you, then. because a troll is a troll. and a roll is a roll. and if we don't hunt no trolls, then we don't get no rolls.

i made that up meself.

 

[kotori]

Not really, but please feel free to blame me for anything and everything. Maybe then y'all will get this out of your systems and we can move on to something more entertaining.

Like my boots.

Is there a difference between a troll and a stalker? Why do I keep wanting to look over my shoulder and see if someone's behind me?

 

[April]

I'm not stalking you. Maybe you're stalking me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I want a troll!

Are you mature enough to clean up after it? We're not bringing a troll in here until you accept full responsibility, you know? I don't want to hear you whining when the troll needs attention while you were asleep - once it's your troll it's YOUR troll, you understand me? Now, if it's alright with your mother it's alright by me.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I miss my troll, she boought a bar and disappeared.

 

[April]

Bushie, you really need to show up a little more often.

Good to see ya!

 

[Harbinger]

Are you mature enough to clean up after it? We're not bringing a troll in here until you accept full responsibility, you know? I don't want to hear you whining when the troll needs attention while you were asleep - once it's your troll it's YOUR troll, you understand me? Now, if it's alright with your mother it's alright by me.

And don't forget to water it. They dry out, you know. I think they lose a lot of moisture from running their mouths so much.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Thanks April, of course it didn't help that my computer got fried by lightning. (It had her phone number on it.)

 

[April]

That's why you gotta keep paper records!

 

[Bushido71XS]

And your only the one thousandth person to tell me that!

::::>thwap< smacks the fanny::::

 

[Chuckus]

That's why you gotta keep paper records!

Troll.

Saying to April "Nah Nah Na Boo Boo"