I am a strap on :-)

[Lancecastor]

I have a thing for female ass and I'd really like to jump one. Somebody come shopping with me.

What features am I looking for? What should I avoid?

 

[BgMma]

You know something? I like you more everyday.

 

[RastaPope]

I have a thing for female ass and I'd really like to jump one. Somebody come shopping with me.

What features am I looking for? What should I avoid?

Cellulite? Just a thought.

Cottage cheese belongs in a bowl, not in a pair of stretched out panties.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: I am a strap on

Cellulite? Just a thought.

Cottage cheese belongs in a bowl, not in a pair of stretched out panties.

Yes.

To stay with your food analogy, I'm thinking low fat but not no fat.

More like a French roast, a lean choice cut with a layer of virgin fat for flavour.

 

[perks]

<grin> you mean the strap on that's a synonym for tool?

 

[Lancecastor]

<grin> you mean the strap on that's a synonym for tool?

No.... that's Snap-On.

I'm more a Rigid Tool kinda guy, seeking:

 

[Ezarc]

Lance, I think I have heard you called a dildo before but never a strapon. Are you sure? Actually I have mostly liked your posts, just busting chops.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, I think I have heard you called a dildo before but never a strapon. Are you sure? Actually I have mostly liked your posts, just busting chops.

You could do a search of all the names I've been called here....but it might crash the server.



Lance

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: I am a strap on

Yes.

To stay with your food analogy, I'm thinking low fat but not no fat.

More like a French roast, a lean choice cut with a layer of virgin fat for flavour.

i've seen plenty of low-fat and no-fat chicks with cottage cheese on them.

 

[perks]

No.... that's Snap-On.

I'm more a Rigid Tool kinda guy, seeking:

Rigid Tool, sounds like a conservative television evangelist. *laughing*

I'm just bustin chops too, sugah.

 

[Lancecastor]

Rigid Tool, sounds like a conservative television evangelist. *laughing*

I'm just bustin chops too, sugah.

In case you didn't know, The Rigid Tool Company's calendar is an annual classic, much like the Pirelli calendar, which is fucking awesome.

Raquel Welch was a Rigid Tool pinup in her youth.

Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I am a strap on

i've seen plenty of low-fat and no-fat chicks with cottage cheese on them.

Well then we won't be shopping in your neighborhood then will we?



Lance

 

[perks]

In case you didn't know, The Rigid Tool Company's calendar is an annual classic, much like the Pirelli calendar, which is fucking awesome.

Raquel Welch was a Rigid Tool pinup in her youth.

Lance

I did know. I'll let you go back to your point.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I am a strap on

Well then we won't be shopping in your neighborhood then will we?



Lance

I've seen models with cellulite- it's a fact of life, babe. Granted, it's more common on people with more fat, but skinny people have it too.

 

[Freya]

We went into this bar once, and they had go-go dancers on the bartop. Young chickies of about 19-20 or so - not too bad figures, and the one was loaded with cellulite. It was kind of sad to see really.

 

[Lancecastor]

I did know. I'll let you go back to your point.

Youse wuz yankin' me chain, wernt cha?

Grrrr.


LC

 

[superlittlegirl]

Hmm.

An ideal female ass is round, cute, and pert, with a penchant for being smacked.

Oh wait. That's MY ass.

I have a thing for female ass and I'd really like to jump one. Somebody come shopping with me.

What features am I looking for? What should I avoid?

 

[penguindance]

 

[christophe]

i think if you are ass hunting lance allow me to show you what i picked out!!!! i think after seeing this one i threw thr receipt out....i just love a well shaped ass