I am a lying bastard!

SuperShyGuy

Shy does not mean weak
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I have a confession to make. I've been claiming something that simply isn't true here on Lit and i've decided to come clean.

I am a virgin. There. I said it. I have never been with a woman in my first 21 years. I have only ever kissed one girl in my life. I feel a bit silly about the whole thing so I've decided to just confess and move on.

So, anyone else out there have anything they want to confess? C'mon don't leave me hanging people. I know some of you have something you want to fess up to.
 
Don't feel bad about that SSG, I don't know you but who cares if you're still a virgin? Wait till you're ready. :cool:
 
I'm ready! I'm ready! It's just finding a lady who wants me for who I am. Who knew this whole "life" thing would get so complicated? :confused:
 
I know the feeling, I'm not a virgin but at this point I'd just like to find a woman to share my life and love with, not easy to do when you're disabled and have no money, guess we all just have different problems.
 
i would like to confess that there is a grain of truth (okay, sometimes more than a grain) in all of my stories.

jeezey, supershy, i don't know why you make such a big thing out of being a virgin.

barn, honey, ya'll just don't lose hope. the right woman is out there and it will have nothing to do with your looks, health, or money when she comes along, honest.
 
I would suggest you both do as I ,and chase the lovely lady Native Alien she is a rare and wondrous creature (dodgy word creature,may get me scalped) but she will know,pursue her chaps I suggest
Bachlum Chaam
 
Well, it seems I've really made a mountain out of a molehill. Nonetheless, it felt good to get it off my chest. :)
 
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