I always thought my roommates were crazy...

Azwed

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but untill tonight I was not sure. Well now I am sure because they are completly fucking crazy.

I get home around quarter to four from one of my good friends frats. (I need to explain this a little bit since the Frat is not really a frat. It is coed first of all and not on the greek council. Also unlike almost every other frat here there are more then just white guys in it. They have just about evey group represented except for Indian.)

Anyway I get back and my roommates are playing darts. The next thing I notice is one of the benches from our complex missing one leg and proped up on one keg. They are just starting to paint a slogan on it. Then i see they have stapled some of the siding that fell off our apartment building to the wall and also painted words on it.

It gets crazier because at about 5 AM my roommates tell me of their plan to go get Christmas trees. They have already picked out a couple of trees they want to cut down at the edge of town. I end up driving my roommates truck as the getaway driver drop them off by the trees make a 10 minute loop then pick them up with the tree. We make two trips and get three trees. The first tree we keep the last two we stop by some good friends of ours wake them up and give them as presents.

Oh and before you ask everyone was sober. :confused:
 
Azwed said:
I end up driving my roommates truck as the getaway driver drop them off by the trees make a 10 minute loop then pick them up with the tree.

Your roommates aren't the only insane people in your house, dear.
 
Christmas thievery and mischief?:eek:

You have been a very naughty boy and Santa will be leaving you coal in your stocking.

Well, I think it's coal but I could be mistaken. Maybe it's some hash or some dark chocolates.:p

Merry Christmas, anyway....hohoho
 
Re: Re: I always thought my roommates were crazy...

Cheyenne said:
Your roommates aren't the only insane people in your house, dear.

Oh but it was thier idea and peer pressure. :)
 
Re: Re: Re: I always thought my roommates were crazy...

Azwed said:
Oh but it was thier idea and peer pressure. :)

Spelling buddy says "their"


You're justification sounds like a five year old, "It wasn't me, Johnny told me to."
 
Re: Re: Re: I always thought my roommates were crazy...

Azwed said:
Oh but it was thier idea and peer pressure. :)

All joking aside, you do realize that was a horrible idea and there are no excuses that would work if you were caught with these guys in the act of stealing? The cops wouldn't care about a college prank.
 
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