I’m Day Drunk

[Modern_drunkard]

Ask Me questions muh fuckers.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Whisky dick?

What? You looking to get lucky? I am drinking tequila so jokes on you.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I am lucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADk8LOtmXfk

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Another for The Unabomber Mix.

Add Dress Sexy At My Funeral

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-9fGEgAcY

 

[ydahecnot]

Now this is an OP staying on brand!

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Now this is an OP staying on brand!

I aint brand loyal when it comes to booze muh fucker.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Bite your lip and take a trip muh fuckers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

I can’t think of any smartass things to ask you. Truly disappointed in myself.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

Got one! Are you secretly a Hooters waitress pretending to be a dude?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I can’t think of any smartass things to ask you. Truly disappointed in myself.

How bout, ‘Hey muh fucker why do you drink so much?’

Answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN9rT5Gw8cU

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Got one! Are you secretly a Hooters waitress pretending to be a dude?

No. I am a dude pretending to be a Hooters waitress. I tuck my balls to fit them shorts.

 

[SugarSpiceAndLace]

No. I am a dude pretending to be a Hooters waitress. I tuck my balls to fit them shorts.

I’m pretty sure it’s the opposite. I think your name is really Cindy, you have blonde hair with feathered bangs, you win all the peppy awards at work but secretly you’re a Woman’s Studies major and want to burn the place down.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Everything you hated me for honey there was so much more I just didn't get busted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUc0q87P8MY

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Hey. I’m hungover. Does that count?

Bad move. Learn to drink better and earlier in day. Hangovers are fucking hell.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

*writes this down*

Look here, it happens. Maybe once a year even for this here muh fucker. The one thing I can tell you for sure is just to keep drinking. Dumb shit works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkY5zDCKxP0

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

What’s your favorite drink of choice for the afternoon on a Saturday?

Have you tried to paint a picture while drunk?

What can you do better than anyone else while drunk?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

What’s your favorite drink of choice for the afternoon on a Saturday?

Have you tried to paint a picture while drunk?

What can you do better than anyone else while drunk?

I went double bloody mary, double tequila drank and now IPA. I am mostly good at cooking and dishwashing while boozing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yaDyGoxeag

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I went double bloody mary, double tequila drank and now IPA. I am mostly good at cooking and dishwashing while boozing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yaDyGoxeag

What’s your best dish to cook?

Do you cook using alcoholic beverages in certain dishes too?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

What’s your best dish to cook?

Do you cook using alcoholic beverages in certain dishes too?

I like to braise tough cuts of meat in wine. Some might say daube or bourguignon or burgundy.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I like to braise tough cuts of meat in wine. Some might say daube or bourguignon or burgundy.

Nice. What was your most ambitious thing to prepare?

What was your most ambitious drink to consume?

What liquor or mixed drink was too much for you or had you slowing down when consuming it?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Nice. What was your most ambitious thing to prepare?

What was your most ambitious drink to consume?

What liquor or mixed drink was too much for you or had you slowing down when consuming it?

I am smoking ribs today which seems ambitious considering I’ve had a double bloody mary, a double tequila drink, two IPAs and some bullshit lager. Moving onto wine and weed now.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Belly up and arch your back
Well, I ain't really falling asleep
I'm fading to black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WGu7dEjPsg

 

[VisualExplorer]

Ahhhh, a couple of imo well deserved late lunch cadillac margaritas at a local Mexican restaurant after dealing with all of the red tape and logistics over the past two weeks of moving my 98 year old uncle to a new memory care facility.

 

[VisualExplorer]

I’m glad you found something for him. Where I live those places cost and arm and a leg.

Not day drinking. Just opened some Pinot Grigio.
Making shrimp scampi tonight.

Thanks. We moved him from a 100 bed facility to a house with only 6 residents and much more access and visibility to what's going on with him. It's not easy to make that kind of decision for another person, but dementia sucks big time so we have to do what we think is best for him.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Sorry your Uncle is struggling. This goddamn shit aint easy. My missing buddy of 50s dead body was found yesterday. Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ucD-cQBKTQ