I’m a horrible person because . . .

[hotwords229_A]

Self reflection is essential.


IAHPB when shopping for Christmas presents, I always find the best gifts for me!

IAHPB When there is only one cookie left and everyone pretends they don’t want it, I take it and eat it with no shame.

Now you, “IAHPB . . .

 

[ydahecnot]

IAHPB I don’t end my posts with periods

 

[lakesailer_mi]

IAHPB I don't think I'm horrible, I think pretty awesome, and I don't care who knows it!!!!

 

[lifeis2short2b]

IAAHP. Not horrible just BAD

 

[AmberLGreen]

IAHPB Every time I read that thread I sigh, roll my eyes and judge

 

[lifeis2short2b]

Walk a mile.......

 

[lakesailer_mi]

IAHPB Every time I read that thread I sigh, roll my eyes and judge

IAHPB I'm judging you for judging.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IAHPB I hide my chocolate stash so I don’t have to share it

IAHPB I visit the Corn Palace alone and don’t invite @muddler35 even though he introduced me to it

 

[pandaburr]

IAHPB I only ebone dudes who cashapp or venmo me beforehand

 

[pandaburr]

I sent you $1…and nothing.

LIES! Do not listen to this silliness. I give a little something something for small tips and he sent nothing

 

[jason28053]

LIES! Do not listen to this silliness. I give a little something something for small tips and he sent nothing

I’ll see his dollar and raise a dollar

 

[pandaburr]

Oh nothing to see here folks, just pimping myself out. Everything's fine.

 

[Xerxes82]

IAHPB I hide the good cookies/candy/chocolate from guests.

IAHPB I only ebone dudes who cashapp or venmo me beforehand

Never, in my entire life, have I been so grateful I don't have either app. I can almost see my paycheck disappearing!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Oh nothing to see here folks, just pimping myself out. Everything's fine.

no judgement. A girl’s gotta do…

 

[ThePitViper]

People keep telling me how horrible I am.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IAHPB i see nothing wrong with most nefarious acts.

Did you just try to Jedi mind trick us??

“These are not the tits you should ignore…”

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’ll see his dollar and raise a dollar

Can I just check that “dollar” isn’t a euphemism? If it is then I will see and raise

 

[MedicalMuse]

People keep telling me how horrible I am.

 

[jason28053]

Can I just check that “dollar” isn’t a euphemism? If it is then I will see and raise

Are you trying to get a rise out of me Debbie?

 

[pandaburr]

Did you just try to Jedi mind trick us??

But did it work though?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are you trying to get a rise out of me Debbie?

It's easy to get a rise out of you Geoff.

 

[Mrtenant]

IAHPB .... I'll write poetry and love songs about your boobs if you flash me

 

[jason28053]

It's easy to get a rise out of you Geoff.

#facts

 

[AmberLGreen]

IAHPB .... I'll write poetry and love songs about your boobs if you flash me

(.)(.)

 

[Mrtenant]

(.)(.)

Such a lovely pair
Not really typecast I see
The right pair for me