Hypothetically Speaking - On Asshole's of the World

[Dirty Kitten]

This is a hypothetical question, feel free to answer in any off the wall, whatever comes to your brain, sort of way. I'm in a mood and need weird.

After a serious run in with a customer early today, I have this question.

Do you think assholes of the world would still be assholes if they received more anal sex?


Me, I have really good orgasms with anal, so I like to think that I'd be a happier more well adjusted person with more of it, but I realize not all people are the same.

 

[Guest]

Ah, retail.

I had a theory about retail when I was in it. Retail is an important component of the mental heath industry. If you are getting dumped on by the world/your boss/your spouse...whatever, you can always dump on a retail person. They have to take it from you.

So don't look at it as being abused, look at it as helping someone to heal.

I had to think that or I'd have strangled someone.

 

[oggbashan]

The assholes (arseholes for us Brits) are always with us.

They exist to remind everyone else that it is human to err, and the assholes' parents erred grievously.

Og

 

[Dirty Kitten]

LOL... I'm really having a bad day today. If I edit this one more time, someone should just come shoot me.

*sigh*

 

[ltnsfr007]

This is a hypothetical question, feel free to answer in any off the wall, whatever comes to your brain, sort of way. I'm in a mood and need weird.

After a serious run in with a customer early today, I have this question.

Do you think assholes of the world would still be assholes if they received more anal sex?


Me, I have really good orgasms with anal, so I like to think that I'd be a happier more well adjusted person with more of it, but I realize not all people are the same.

LMAO on your comment

Butt there's alllways going to be some A-hole around DK

 

[Dirty Kitten]

I suppose you are right. After all, without assholes we'd all explode and live in a world full of shit.

That would be very yucky. The flies would be horrible.

I don't like thinking about that

 

[Stella_Omega]

Write the story anyway- I'll believe every word of it!

 

[Recidiva]

There's some assholery that is situational. They can get some perspective and be in a better mood. If they like anal sex, that's totally possible. I think it's forgivable to be an asshole in traffic if you're bleeding, need to get to the emergency room, have a pregnant woman in the car, etc. However, generic road rage is just the idea that the way you drive is infinitely better than the way everyone else drives, and if everyone else could just get off the road, life would be better for you. (I could really make a joke here about anal sex helping out with pregnancy, but I can't be bothered. You think one up, it'll be funnier than mine.)

Sometimes assholery is simply a choice of faith and an attitude, and that's what they put their trust in.

It's like asking if greedy people can ever get enough. Well, that's the nature of greed, then. It feeds on excess.

Assholery assumes that your time, your resources, your needs are more important than others. In some cases it might be true. In most, though, you're just an egotistical dipshit who lacks perspective.

 

[rgraham666]

Assholery will become rarer when it stops being an admired trait.

 

[TxRad]

It would be very hard for most assholes to have anal sex....
as they would have to pull their heads out of their ass first.....

Some could have anal and oral both at the same time I guess....

 

[Dirty Kitten]

Unite!

Assholery will become rarer when it stops being an admired trait.

That brings up an interesting perspective, now what do you think would happen if asshole's of the world united?

ROTF... OMG, really, really funny picture just popped into my head...


TxRax, is the oral thing the final stage of "before the head goes up their butt"? I'll have to watch for it so I can warn people!

 

[JamesSD]

Ah, retail.

I had a theory about retail when I was in it. Retail is an important component of the mental heath industry. If you are getting dumped on by the world/your boss/your spouse...whatever, you can always dump on a retail person. They have to take it from you.

See, this is a common misconception.

If you're clearly going to buy something, then yes, dump away. But most retail is sales driven, so much that the instant you start smelling like a non-sale, most retail people will politely ignore you.

I guess I was always good at passing the unreasonable people off onto my supervisors/managers who had the authority of telling the person to go to hell if need be (again, this is sales/profit dependent. If you're going to drop a lot of cash you can pretty much start insulting their mother for the right sale).

Working the customer service desk was always fun too. I did my best to help customers out, and the vast majority were perfectly reasonable people with perfectly reasonable requests. But every once in a while you'd have someone that would get all huffy at not being able to return something opened or being charged a restock fee. I have to admit that it was fun enforcing company policy on them.

So yeah, I guess for me the trick was always just to say "Would you like to speak with a manager?" the second things got ugly. They invariably said "yes" and then it became 'Not my problem'!

 

[Huckleman2000]

That brings up an interesting perspective, now what do you think would happen if asshole's of the world united?...

It happened already - the 2000 Presidential election!

 

[Weird Harold]

This is a hypothetical question, feel free to answer in any off the wall, whatever comes to your brain, sort of way. I'm in a mood and need weird.

After a serious run in with a customer early today, ...

Not exactly an answer to your question, but...

In a perfect world, stupidity would be painful and chronic rudeness would be fatal.