Husband has taken her phone and if going through her contact list

He assumes she would expect him to text a man, so as a joke he texts her female secretary with her phone. Knowing her husband well, and knowing he will do this, she also texts her secretary with his phone. The secretary turns up at the rendezvous, a threesome ensues.
I like it!
 
Interesting idea. It could start out pretty tame... neither one assuming the other will do anything TOO outrageous that can't be undone the next day (when they are sober).

But, they keep upping the ante a bit each time as surprising and erotic responses come back.

He texts a buddy of his: "Hey, John's birthday is coming up. He said he wants something sexy. You know him well. Any suggestions?"

...and gets back... "Damn, I've always said he was a lucky guy. How "sexy" are you thinking? Are we talking date night in a new sexy dress? Or something really dirty?"

Wife: "He probably doesn't think I'd have the guts for anything really dirty. What could I do to surprise him?"

Buddy: "Shit. Umm... any guy likes sex or a BJ on his birthday. Is that what you're thinking of as dirty? Or do you want dirtier?"

Wife: "Dirtier"

Buddy: "Have nice nude pictures made? Or a dirty video?"

Wife: "You think he'd like that?"

Buddy: "Who wouldn't?!?!?"

Wife: "I'd be so nervous. What if he showed his friends?"

Buddy: "Then we'd all be more jealous of him than we are now"

Wife: "You wouldn't look at them if he offered to show you, would you?"

Buddy: "If I say 'no' will you believe me? Unfortunately, I don't think you have to worry. He wouldn't offer."

Wife: "So, any dirtier ideas?"

Buddy: "Plenty! Are you just messing with me?"

Wife: "Let's hear them"

Buddy: "Well, if you want dirty - instead of dirty pics or video of just you... make a porno"

Wife: "How would that be a surprise? Film us without him knowing?"

Buddy: "It'd be a surprise if it was with someone else. Some guys are into seeing their wife with someone else."

Wife: "And you think John is?"

Buddy: "You never know until you try."

Wife: "And where would I find a guy willing to make it with me?"

Buddy: "I'm willing to volunteer."

Wife: "Very generous of you. You're a good friend."

Buddy: "I'm always willing to help"

Wife: "Maybe I'll just stick with the BJ"

Buddy: "Stick with what's safe... any guy would love that for his birthday. :) "

Wife: "By the way, when's YOU'RE birthday?"
 
"Did you like the nudes I sent?"
"Ooops. Wrong number. Ignore that please"
 
Interesting idea. It could start out pretty tame... neither one assuming the other will do anything TOO outrageous that can't be undone the next day (when they are sober).

But, they keep upping the ante a bit each time as surprising and erotic responses come back.

He texts a buddy of his: "Hey, John's birthday is coming up. He said he wants something sexy. You know him well. Any suggestions?"

...and gets back... "Damn, I've always said he was a lucky guy. How "sexy" are you thinking? Are we talking date night in a new sexy dress? Or something really dirty?"

Wife: "He probably doesn't think I'd have the guts for anything really dirty. What could I do to surprise him?"

Buddy: "Shit. Umm... any guy likes sex or a BJ on his birthday. Is that what you're thinking of as dirty? Or do you want dirtier?"

Wife: "Dirtier"

Buddy: "Have nice nude pictures made? Or a dirty video?"

Wife: "You think he'd like that?"

Buddy: "Who wouldn't?!?!?"

Wife: "I'd be so nervous. What if he showed his friends?"

Buddy: "Then we'd all be more jealous of him than we are now"

Wife: "You wouldn't look at them if he offered to show you, would you?"

Buddy: "If I say 'no' will you believe me? Unfortunately, I don't think you have to worry. He wouldn't offer."

Wife: "So, any dirtier ideas?"

Buddy: "Plenty! Are you just messing with me?"

Wife: "Let's hear them"

Buddy: "Well, if you want dirty - instead of dirty pics or video of just you... make a porno"

Wife: "How would that be a surprise? Film us without him knowing?"

Buddy: "It'd be a surprise if it was with someone else. Some guys are into seeing their wife with someone else."

Wife: "And you think John is?"

Buddy: "You never know until you try."

Wife: "And where would I find a guy willing to make it with me?"

Buddy: "I'm willing to volunteer."

Wife: "Very generous of you. You're a good friend."

Buddy: "I'm always willing to help"

Wife: "Maybe I'll just stick with the BJ"

Buddy: "Stick with what's safe... any guy would love that for his birthday. :) "

Wife: "By the way, when's YOU'RE birthday?"
I like it :)

Is that the husband acting as the wife or has he given the phone back to the wife now?
 
I like it :)

Is that the husband acting as the wife or has he given the phone back to the wife now?
I was assuming the husband was acting as the wife throughout... at each step becoming increasingly breathlessly jealous... and breathlessly turned on. All while the wife was playing a similar game with the husband's phone? Though, let's be honest, the odds of it going as well is low. :)
 
I was assuming the husband was acting as the wife throughout... at each step becoming increasingly breathlessly jealous... and breathlessly turned on. All while the wife was playing a similar game with the husband's phone? Though, let's be honest, the odds of it going as well is low. :)
She could start messaging one of his colleagues. A man or a woman or maybe both. A couple that they know have an open relationship.
 
She could start messaging one of his colleagues. A man or a woman or maybe both. A couple that they know have an open relationship.

Good point. There's a twist to their little game for the cucks/hotwifes in the crowd. They are both daring the other to get each other in trouble, but, while he's using her phone to text guys pretending to be her... instead of her doing the same to him and texting women, she's texting his hot friend with messages like...

"Hey Tom, my wife's nervous about wearing a new dress to your party. She thinks it might be too slutty. If I send you a pic of her in it can you assure her it's appropriate"
...or...
"Hey Tom, you used to teach ballroom dancing, right? My wife's always wanted to learn. Could I give her private lessons with you as a birthday present?"
...or...
same as above, but private yoga or personal training or massage
...or...
"Hey Tom, being a plastic surgeon, could you do me a favor? Take a look at my wife's tits and help me convince her that they are perfect as is?"
...or...
"Hey Tom, my wife's been feeling down lately with her big birthday coming up. Do me a favor? Could you compliment her on her looks? Maybe flirt a little? I think it would cheer her up. She's always had a little crush on you."
...or...
"Hey Tom, being a professional photographer I thought I'd ask you first. My wife wants to do some sexy lingerie pics. Do you do that sort of photo shoot?"
...or...
"Hey, Tom, my wife keeps having erotic dreams about you. Pretty funny, eh?"
...or...
"Hey, Tom. My wife caught me flirting with some woman online. Do me a favor and send her some flirtatious texts so I can catch her doing the same and even the score. I think she'll respond... she's always thought you were hot."
...or...
"Hey, guys. My wife's pissed that I flirted with one of her friends. I keep telling her it's no big deal... that it's normal in friend groups. Could you all flirt with her whenever you get a chance? I do NOT want to lose this argument... so you have a green light to push the limits"
...or...
"Hey Tom, my wife's been bugging me to take her camping. I hate camping. You love that shit, right? Do my a favor... plan a camping trip for last weekend next month. I'll say yes. She'll be happy. But, I have a work trip about to be announced and I'll have to back out. She'll get to go camping. I won't have to. Win win. Thanks man!"
...or...
"Hey Tom, I'm gone next week for work. My wife is scared with that big storm coming. Will you swing by and check on her... maybe keep her company? Watch a movie or something? Don't mention I asked you to... she'd feel awkward."
...or...
"Hey Tom, I've got a strange request. I've been getting nervous that my wife might cheat on me. She's always thought you were hot. Could you "test" her and find out if she'd cheat?"
...or...
"Hey Tom, still interested in betting on your shitty football team? Make it $100 again? Hell, I'm so sure my team will win I'll throw in a BJ from my wife if I lose."
...or...
"Hey honey, sex was so hot last night. I really liked spanking you for having all those naughty thoughts about Tom, then fucking you while you said his name."
"OH SHIT. Tom, delete that. That was meant for my wife. FUCK. Haha, just kidding. Just messing with you. Funny, huh?"
...or...
"Hey, Tom. You've always thought my wife was hot right? Want to see some naked pics?"
...or...
"Hey, Tom... my wife's always been turned on by the idea of a threesome. We've been friends for a long time. You're the only one I'd trust with the idea. Interested?"
...or...
"Hey Tom. This is Jane. I stole Dave's phone and I'm fucking with him. He's got my phone right now doing the same. Send a dick pic to my phone right now? Or maybe a text that makes it sound like you and I are having an affair?"
 
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