Hurricane Matthew

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CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.— Hurricane Matthew gained new fury as it hammered the central Bahamas early Thursday, and forecasters said the life-threatening storm is expected to strengthen as it approaches Florida’s heavily populated Atlantic coast.

Best wishes for any Literotica people involved!
 
We need more sex-in-a-hurricane (or -tornado or -cyclone or -typhoon) stories. Maybe thrill-seekers fucking in a pod surfing the storm's outer fringes. A bumpy ride, sure.
 
Stay safe! (And I am definitely using the word "hammered" in my next story.)
 
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla.— Hurricane Matthew gained new fury as it hammered the central Bahamas early Thursday, and forecasters said the life-threatening storm is expected to strengthen as it approaches Florida’s heavily populated Atlantic coast.

Best wishes for any Literotica people involved!

I am in Charleston and will probably ride it out IF it stays tracked to the east after passing Orlando and Jacksonville. It is turns due north I'm running up I-26 in the truck and hope and pray the house stays undamaged.
 
I am in Charleston and will probably ride it out IF it stays tracked to the east after passing Orlando and Jacksonville. It is turns due north I'm running up I-26 in the truck and hope and pray the house stays undamaged.

I lived in North Charleston for a bit and well I know the power of the hurricane. Head for Columbia.
 
As the wind lifted Sarah off her feet, she gripped a metal pole for dear life. The force of the wind kicked her body straight into the air, her feet left dangling in the forceful wind. With all her strength she held on.

As the gale rushed down her body, it caught onto the heel of her tennis shoes, tearing them from the flat of feet instantly. Then she felt her gray socks pulling down from her ankles. She could do nothing but hold on as the cotton socks yanked downwards, the loose fabric whipping about in the wind.

But as her socks started pulling away from her ankles, a sudden gust rushed into the air pocket between her fluttering blouse. The air was so forceful, that she felt the opening in her shirt pulling at the top button. Another sudden burst of wind caused the white plastic to pop open and her yellow blouse opened more fully.

Her socks then pushed completely off her toes. Her black skirt flipped about her rear as the top seams started to tug down her waist.
 
The incoming storm surge lifted and rocked their houseboat moored in Biscayne Bay. Who needs vibrators?! The winds blew the craft around its anchorage, spinning it like a slow centrifuge. Their joinings bounced in every direction -- rising, around, falling, sideways, back-n-forth, up-n-down, all well-lubricated by their frantic passion, churning like a mad milkmaid.

The storm's outer wall passed. The sky calmed; the eye of the storm surrounded them. Bright sunlight burned their naked bodies on the open deck. Yes, they'd managed not to be swept away by the surge. They continued writhing. Then the eye passed. Here comes the rest of the storm! Marine and biological juices merged as the bay surged. Oh baby, gonna cum like Popeye!
 
A band of storms is passing through Miami right now. A lot of rain, but the winds are kind of mild. We're going to miss the worst of it.
 
Best Wishes to Pilot and all the other Lits affected.

Thanks, but I'm well inland in Virginia--in the foothills of the Blue Ridge. We're just hoping we get rain from it. Have had relatives who lived in Melbourne, though, and am glad they aren't there anymore.
 
Thanks, but I'm well inland in Virginia--in the foothills of the Blue Ridge. We're just hoping we get rain from it. Have had relatives who lived in Melbourne, though, and am glad they aren't there anymore.

I have friends that live just below there and they are headed north and east to stay with friends.

ETA: Any of our people south of Lake Okeechobee, be warned. The lake is very high and is only a few feet below the top of the levee in places. Any significant rainfall and there could be big problems.
 
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I have a younger sister that just evacuated her home south of Daytona. Her son is still stranded there.

At least I'm high and dry in Atlanta,Ga. No hurricanes, flash floods, forest fires, blizzards, land slides, earthquakes, or volcanos here. Hell, it's rare to even hear about a tornado inside the city.
But, the traffic is a bitch during rush hour 🙀 👠👠👠Kant💋
 
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Despite my earlier post, I do have some family down there. Hurricanes do indeed suck for real.
 
Matthew/Nicole hookup

I live on the west coast of Florida and looking at the hurricane projected tracks, it looks like Matthew is stopping by Florida to pick up flowers for his hookup with Nicole. Some are saying that he might circle back around and revisit Florida a second time. Maybe if Nicole rejects his advances? Maybe the revisit is to pick up a better gift? Or would he be saying, "The heck with it. I'm going to Disney World!"

Now somebody ought to be able to make a Literotica story out of that.
 
I'm happy to be in California. I've lived elsewhere in North America: Kansas, upstate New York, other nasty places. To me, everything east of the Rockies is uninhabitable by humans -- yet they live there anyway. Every year: hurricanes, tornadoes, Nor-easters, wham-blam-thankya-ma'am weather. I've ducked funnel clouds, ducked trees and cows blowing across the highway. I've dodged flash floods on Yankee town streets. I've skipped the South.

Here out West we enjoy a bothersome earthquake very decade or so. Yeah, the Cascadia fault will slip sometime soon and obliterate Oregon and Washington. Glad I'm not there. But everyone in hurricane country can expect their mobile homes to be blown away before long.

To all you LITsters in the storm's path: good luck. Be glad you're not in Haiti.
 
On the other hand, here in the foothills of the Blue Ridge, we aren't sitting on the San Andreas fault line (among others). I was born in California and wouldn't go back there to live.
 
I think the Blue Ridge foothills are beautiful, but I couldn't handle the humidity. I agree with not wanting to live very far east because the weather is not for me. I hated the California weather: hot/dry, hot/humid, or cold/humid. The earthquakes didn't bother me because the really bad ones happen so seldom. There is no such thing as "earthquake season", but I could never understand the idea of living where you know your house will be endangered. California does have fire season (the only season outside of flu season they have), but if you live in the cities, you don't have too much to worry about from that.

I have never felt the need to live in places with these seasons: tornado, hurricane, flood. Why do people live near a river that floods every single year? You know it is going to flood, so why not put your house just a little bit further away from the bank?

Having said that...

I hope the people in the hurricane path stay as safe as possible.
 
The Blue Ridge are mountains. This is where the coastal people went in the summer to escape the heat and humidity.
 
I'm just glad that Matthew hasn't figured out where the the far west panhandle of Florida is. We won't even see rain from this one.

But then we more than paid our share of dues with Ivan's direct hit in 2004 and Katrina's east side winds in 2005. :eek:

Everyone that may even be close to this one, stay safe!

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It's a myth that California doesn't have seasons. We have all four, almost year round. The difference is instead of sitting waiting for them to change, we just drive to the one we want to experience.

I've motorcycled in every state in the union and lived in 8 of them for at least a year. I always come back to California.

I have always enjoyed my visits to Florida, but right now I'm glad I don't live there. I wish those who are facing Matthew right now much luck.

rj
 
My parents had planned to fly out of Orlando today but given the weather, they decided to leave yesterday instead and arrived here in PA around dinner time. They live about 90 miles from Orlando, and it looks like the storm surge will cause some damage in their area. They're honestly concerned their house (they rent) won't be livable when they get back. I'm glad they got out when they did.
 
Apparently the Space Center, which reputedly was located where it was because that location had always escaped hurricane damage, won't escape it this time.
 
I'm in eastern NC, and family has property only a few miles inland on the southern part of the state. We were planning on a run down to try and batten down the hatches, but now they are calling for that loop around to double fuck Florida. I think this is going to be a bumpy ride down there...
 
My brother in law lives where landfall is expected. A daughter lives on the Dade-Broward County line. The brother in law lost his house during Andrew of 1992, Charlie passed over my daughters house in 2004. She lost the roof.

No one talks about it, but snakes are everywhere when lotsa rain falls.
 
It's a myth that California doesn't have seasons. We have all four, almost year round. The difference is instead of sitting waiting for them to change, we just drive to the one we want to experience.
Quite. I see the daily state records and they may range from below-freezing snow a little ways north to scorching heat a little ways south. Main problem here in the dry season is dodging wildfire smoke. Wet season suffering brings floods and blizzards. With our new RV, we can outrun those. Or at least fire up the generator and sit-em out.

There's probably an online table somewhere listing average annual natural-disaster damage per state. (Well, maybe...) but what I see is a swathe of mid-continent damage from Wyoming and the Dakotas to Louisiana. Yeah, the USA heartland is a disaster zone. Hurricane Alley ain't far behind. The most climate-change-denial states beg for the most weather-related disaster relief. Funny about that.
 
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