Hunting season is now open.

[SusanJillParker]

"Hi," said the white clerk. "Can I help you?"

"I'd like to apply for a license to hunt," said the white man.

"What are you hunting? Birds? Deer? Rabbits? Coyote? Bear?"

"Niggers. I'll be hunting niggers."

"Hell, you don't need a license to hunt niggers. You don't even need a permit."

"I don't?"

"Hell no! All you need to do is to have your wife yell rape! All you need to do is to tell the police that you caught him trespassing and trying to break-in your house."

"No kidding. I didn't know it was that easy to hunt niggers."

"After that cop got away with murder for shooting an unarmed, black man in the back when he ran away from a traffic infraction, you don't even have to chase after them to shoot them. You can just shoot them from a safe distance."

"Wow!"

"Happy hunting. Only, after you shoot a nigger dead, be respectful. Wave the American flag after shooting him. God bless America."

 

[lovecraft68]

This belongs in the GB with all the other race baiting/white guilt threads.

I wonder if you feel so strongly against racism why you seem to enjoy throwing n-word around like this?

 

[SusanJillParker]

This belongs in the GB with all the other race baiting/white guilt threads.

I wonder if you feel so strongly against racism why you seem to enjoy throwing n-word around like this?

How dare you? Didn't you see that I was waving the American flag every time I used the word nigger?

"At least I don't shoot them. At least I don't treat any person of color any differently than I treat any white folk. At least I don't disrespect my president by calling all that he's accomplished with medical care for all, Obamacare."

...And I'd never vote Republican. All Democrats need to start hunting down Republicans and vote them all out of office. Instead of having two parties, Democrats and Republicans, we should have one party, The American Party.

It still amazes me that if a black man steals a loaf of bread to feed his family, he'd go to jail for twenty years. Yet, a bunch of white thieves brought down Wall Street, made hundreds of millions and billions of dollars and no one went to jail but for mad, Madoff. Go figure.

God bless America!

 

[Everyday_Man]

Wow, absolutely fucking wow.

With a little research you'd find out that most of the officer on black deaths aren't in upscale communities, they are in ghettos, where violence and crime and the offender are guilty of said crimes in the past and have been conducting themselves in a manner to bring attention.

I tell you simple ... I have no problem with a police officer shooting down a criminal be he black or white, as in the recent Waco biker gang/dumb fuck incident.

This post was nothing more than a race bait, ignorant troll jerk off and while I enjoy some of your stories, I've enjoyed none of your post. I haven't looked up your past (no point) but the present is just sad.

What's even worse, you brought our flag into this joke of yours.

I'm having a very difficult time justifying reading another of your stories based solely on this 'statement' and that is something I'm not comfortable with.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Wow, absolutely fucking wow.

With a little research you'd find out that most of the officer on black deaths aren't in upscale communities, they are in ghettos, where violence and crime and the offender are guilty of said crimes in the past and have been conducting themselves in a manner to bring attention.

I tell you simple ... I have no problem with a police officer shooting down a criminal be he black or white, as in the recent Waco biker gang/dumb fuck incident.

This post was nothing more than a race bait, ignorant troll jerk off and while I enjoy some of your stories, I've enjoyed none of your post. I haven't looked up your past (no point) but the present is just sad.

What's even worse, you brought our flag into this joke of yours.

I'm having a very difficult time justifying reading another of your stories based solely on this 'statement' and that is something I'm not comfortable with.

Just as there's an America for the rich, there's an America for the poor. Just as there's an America for the white, there's an America for the black.

I don't give a flying fuck if you read my stories or not. Being that I write for free, I don't write for you. I write for me.

I never heard of a police officer telling a white person to get out of their car and get down on their face in their Sunday clothes. That never happens.

If African Americans had the same opportunities that I had to have a college education and to get a job that paid more than minimum wage, we wouldn't have ghettoes. If greedy, rich Caucasian men didn't own this country and our public fucking self-serving politicians, I wouldn't have to waste my time posting the obvious.

Go stick your head in a toilet and flush.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wow, absolutely fucking wow.

With a little research you'd find out that most of the officer on black deaths aren't in upscale communities, they are in ghettos, where violence and crime and the offender are guilty of said crimes in the past and have been conducting themselves in a manner to bring attention.

I tell you simple ... I have no problem with a police officer shooting down a criminal be he black or white, as in the recent Waco biker gang/dumb fuck incident.

This post was nothing more than a race bait, ignorant troll jerk off and while I enjoy some of your stories, I've enjoyed none of your post. I haven't looked up your past (no point) but the present is just sad.

What's even worse, you brought our flag into this joke of yours.

I'm having a very difficult time justifying reading another of your stories based solely on this 'statement' and that is something I'm not comfortable with.

They had some BS flying around RI that cops in Pawtucket RI were racist because 70% of all vehicles stopped are driven by minorities.

The fail to point out that 60+ percent of the population in that city is minorities. So when the minority is the majority what you have isn't racism, its statistical inevitability.

 

[lovecraft68]

Know what I got a kick out of during the Baltimore riots?

All the talk of black oppression when the Mayor and police chief are black. Now how did these two escape such oppression? Maybe they went to school, worked hard wanted something better?

Nah, they were probably adopted by a white family and put there as figureheads cause they must be uncle Toms.....isn't that right Al Sharpton?

 

[Everyday_Man]

How much research do you do, before you bow down to the headlines?

You're an armchair protester, who has never done a bit of leg work to find the truth. You're happy to live a country you can freely condemn because it makes you feel righteous. You can shake your shoulders while strutting, but in truth you do nothing to change anything. So you read daily news and you comment on a forum and you think you are right.

What the fuck do you know?

People who are attempting to progress themselves progress, meanwhile criminals are getting killed by cops, cops are getting prosecuted and death row inmates sorry for their crimes get a 100 protesters saying 'they've changed, praise be to Jesus, they've changed' ... 'don't throw that swtich!' ... and a lawyer here and there saying, 'Unjustified'.

Pull your head out of your ass. It's not about fairness, it's about desire, want, the fucking need to better yourself.

Someone doesn't want to do it, fuck them. You weren't born with a trust fund? Well shit, lets baby you to a PHD ...

You're a joke and this thread is a joke.

I'm guessing you're drunk, because there is no common sense your statements.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hard to portray us as a racist society when not once but twice a black man has been elected as President.

Really takes the steam out of the argument....doesn't it?

 

[SusanJillParker]

They had some BS flying around RI that cops in Pawtucket RI were racist because 70% of all vehicles stopped are driven by minorities.

The fail to point out that 60+ percent of the population in that city is minorities. So when the minority is the majority what you have isn't racism, its statistical inevitability.

Actually not to belabor the point by bashing my head against a wall, of the 69,000 people who live in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, 55,000 are white, 5,300 are black, and the remainder are other forms of races.

Check your facts first before posting nonsense.

 

[lovecraft68]

How much research do you do, before you bow down to the headlines?

You're an armchair protester, who has never done a bit of leg work to find the truth. You're happy to live a country you can freely condemn because it makes you feel righteous. You can shake your shoulders while strutting, but in truth you do nothing to change anything. So you read daily news and you comment on a forum and you think you are right.

What the fuck do you know?

People who are attempting to progress themselves progress, meanwhile criminals are getting killed by cops, cops are getting prosecuted and death row inmates sorry for their crimes get a 100 protesters saying 'they've changed, praise be to Jesus, they've changed' ... 'don't throw that swtich!' ... and a lawyer here and there saying, 'Unjustified'.

Pull your head out of your ass. It's not about fairness, it's about desire, want, the fucking need to better yourself.

Someone doesn't want to do it, fuck them. You weren't born with a trust fund? Well shit, lets baby you to a PHD ...

You're a joke and this thread is a joke.

I'm guessing you're drunk, because there is no common sense your statements.

I have good money on the fact that is you rounded up all the looters in Baltimore that less than half knew the name of the guy who died.

I also know that these "patriots" who were rioting for racial justice burned and destroyed property owned by blacks and placed that employed blacks who are now jobless.

But I bet....the punks who broke into that sneaker store and took all the inventory before burning it plan to sell those sneakers and give the money to Gray's family right?

The best thing-and damning thing- from that was that woman giving her punk son an old fashioned ass whipping on camera because she was so mad at him

Shows that kid wasn't raised that way...so where did it come from? That idea that he could do this and should? The losers he hangs with as well as the media that spurs this shit on and race baiting Sharpton

 

[SusanJillParker]

How much research do you do, before you bow down to the headlines?

You're an armchair protester, who has never done a bit of leg work to find the truth. You're happy to live a country you can freely condemn because it makes you feel righteous. You can shake your shoulders while strutting, but in truth you do nothing to change anything. So you read daily news and you comment on a forum and you think you are right.

What the fuck do you know?

People who are attempting to progress themselves progress, meanwhile criminals are getting killed by cops, cops are getting prosecuted and death row inmates sorry for their crimes get a 100 protesters saying 'they've changed, praise be to Jesus, they've changed' ... 'don't throw that swtich!' ... and a lawyer here and there saying, 'Unjustified'.

Pull your head out of your ass. It's not about fairness, it's about desire, want, the fucking need to better yourself.

Someone doesn't want to do it, fuck them. You weren't born with a trust fund? Well shit, lets baby you to a PHD ...

You're a joke and this thread is a joke.

I'm guessing you're drunk, because there is no common sense your statements.

Nonsense. Everything you write is nonsense and nonsensical. You're the one with your head buried in your ass. It must really hurt when you have to take a dump.

"Damn! I got shit all over my face again. Help! Someone help me pull my head out of my ass! Hello? Is there anyone there? I can't see. I have shit in my eyes and it hurts my back to walk bent over like this."

 

[Everyday_Man]

Criminals are criminals ... the race issue is brought about by people with access to TV ... the rioters don't care unless they are on camera, then they have prepared statements.

The simple truth is ... blacks have been led to believe that it's okay to be the victim so long as they pay their dues to their reverends or deacons ... whatever .... "You be the victim, I'll fight for you, but don't you dare attempt to better yourself or else I have no income' ...

There are those that strive and those that don't give a shit. That's all.

 

[Everyday_Man]

Nonsense. Everything you write is nonsense and nonsensical. You're the one with your head buried in your ass. It must really hurt when you have to take a dump.

"Damn! I got shit all over my face again. Help! Someone help me pull my head out of my ass! Hello? Is there anyone there? I can't see. I have shit in my eyes and it hurts my back to walk bent over like this."

Wow, last time I heard an argument like that I think I was in the third grade.

My rebuttal will start out ... 'sticks and stones' ... I'm sure you know the rest.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I have good money on the fact that is you rounded up all the looters in Baltimore that less than half knew the name of the guy who died.

I also know that these "patriots" who were rioting for racial justice burned and destroyed property owned by blacks and placed that employed blacks who are now jobless.

But I bet....the punks who broke into that sneaker store and took all the inventory before burning it plan to sell those sneakers and give the money to Gray's family right?

The best thing-and damning thing- from that was that woman giving her punk son an old fashioned ass whipping on camera because she was so mad at him

Shows that kid wasn't raised that way...so where did it come from? That idea that he could do this and should? The losers he hangs with as well as the media that spurs this shit on and race baiting Sharpton

...and yet, even more nonsense. Shame on you. I thought you were smarter than this. Perhaps you're not.

Perhaps you're just showing all of us who you really are. The sad thing is that you don't even see how much ignorance you're revealing of yourself to everyone.

Let's hope your ignorance doesn't carry itself in your writing. Only, writing what you know, I don't see how it can't carry in your writing. That's too bad. Perhaps you've made a big enough fool of yourself and should stop writing.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Wow, last time I heard an argument like that I think I was in the third grade.

My rebuttal will start out ... 'sticks and stones' ... I'm sure you know the rest.

So...lemme get this straight.

You've had your head up your ass since the third grade? You've been shitting all over your face since you were 8-years-old?

Dude! I had no idea. That's really shitty. I'm so sorry for you.

There are doctors who can help you pull your head out of your ass. Your father did it. Your mother did it. Maybe you can too.

Good luck.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

So Freddie is at it again. Wonder where he has been...Jail?

 

[SusanJillParker]

So Freddie is at it again. Wonder where he has been...Jail?

Nah, I've been writing stories. Haven't you seen my page? I almost have 500 under SusanJillParker, my real name. Freddie was my nickname from Susan Fredericks.

Along with my nearly 700 from BostonFictionWriter, 300 of which I deleted, and a hundred each from PositiveThinker, AndTheEnd, and SuperHeroRalph, not to mention, CarBuffStuff, and WmForrester, I've been busy writing stories.

Besides, there's no Internet in jail, unless you're a rich drug lord or a Mafia Don

 

[Handley_Page]

"Hi," said the white clerk. "Can I help you?"
"I'd like to apply for a license to hunt," said the white man.
"What are you hunting? Birds? Deer? Rabbits? Coyote? Bear?"
"Niggers. I'll be hunting niggers."
"Hell, you don't need a license to hunt niggers. You don't even need a permit."
"I don't?"
"Hell no! All you need to do is to have your wife yell rape! All you need to do is to tell the police that you caught him trespassing and trying to break-in your house."
"No kidding. I didn't know it was that easy to hunt niggers."
"After that cop got away with murder for shooting an unarmed, black man in the back when he ran away from a traffic infraction, you don't even have to chase after them to shoot them. You can just shoot them from a safe distance."
"Wow!"
"Happy hunting. Only, after you shoot a nigger dead, be respectful. Wave the American flag after shooting him. God bless America."

Should this be in the Humour thread ?

 

[SusanJillParker]

Should this be in the Humour thread ?

It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. It would be funny if it wasn't all true. Only, there's nothing funny about any of it. I wouldn't treat my dog in the way that some people treat people of color.

Pardon me. I need to correct my nigger slave.

"Hey, Buckwheat, you missed a spot on my shoe."

"Yes, Sir, Ma'am."

 

[Bramblethorn]

Wow, absolutely fucking wow.

With a little research you'd find out that most of the officer on black deaths aren't in upscale communities, they are in ghettos, where violence and crime and the offender are guilty of said crimes in the past and have been conducting themselves in a manner to bring attention.

Natasha McKenna: 5'3", 130 lbs. She suffered from schizophrenia and had been taken into custody after calling the police to report an assault. While in custody she had a schizophrenic episode. She was in shackled hand and foot with a spit mask over her face, with six deputies on the scene, and somehow she was still such a menace they "needed" to taser her four times (something the manufacturer warns against doing). She stopped breathing and died. Ruling "accidental death".

Rekia Boyd: shot in the head by an off-duty police officer who wasn't even aiming at her but fired multiple shots into a group of people with an unregistered weapon because - according to his version of events - he thought one guy had a "gun" (turned out to be a cellphone). Witnesses described the officer as appearing drunk. Prosecutor charged him with the wrong offence and the judge directed a "not guilty" verdict.

Any thoughts on whether they deserved to die?

I tell you simple ... I have no problem with a police officer shooting down a criminal be he black or white, as in the recent Waco biker gang/dumb fuck incident.

Police have a right to shoot somebody who's an immediate threat to life, which seems to have been what happened in Waco. But that's a rather different situation to Walter Scott (shot 8 times in the back while running away, unarmed).

Or Freddie Gray: shackled hand and foot after being arrested for carrying a knife that may not actually have been illegal, bounced around in a police van "rough ride" while unable to protect himself, died of spinal injuries. (Baltimore PD have a history of that; they've paid big bucks recently to settle a couple of other "rough ride" cases.)

Or Eric Harris: running from police unarmed after a drug bust, wrestled to the ground, then shot by a deputy who supposedly "mixed up his taser with his firearm", and if you believe that excuse I've got a bridge to sell you.

...and plenty more cases like those.

Some of those guys were breaking the law, they had records, but there was nothing there that justified shooting. It's not a cop's role to be judge, jury, and executioner.

(And, yeah, you can find black cops involved in some of those deaths. Back in the slavery days, you could find black people who'd figured a way to profit out of that situation too. Doesn't mean it's not racist, just means some people have figured out how to work the system.)

Getting back to Waco, that's actually a pretty good example of how differently crime by whites gets policed. The police knew these guys were coming into town, armed and looking for trouble, and yet their reaction was pretty mild. If the gangs involved had been Bloods and Crips instead of Cossacks and Scimitars, we'd probably be seeing the National Guard.

 

[Bramblethorn]

They had some BS flying around RI that cops in Pawtucket RI were racist because 70% of all vehicles stopped are driven by minorities.

The fail to point out that 60+ percent of the population in that city is minorities. So when the minority is the majority what you have isn't racism, its statistical inevitability.

Actually not to belabor the point by bashing my head against a wall, of the 69,000 people who live in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, 55,000 are white, 5,300 are black, and the remainder are other forms of races.

Check your facts first before posting nonsense.

SJP is right on this one. 2010 Census data here: Pawtucket was 81.4% "white alone", 5.7% "black alone", 12.4% "Hispanic/Latino" 3.3% "two or more races".

Meanwhile, as of 2014 Pawtucket police were searching about 3x as many black/Latino drivers as whites. Put those numbers together, and the average black/Latino person gets searched about 13x as often as a white. I suspect that number would be even higher for blacks, but I don't have numbers there.

Hard to portray us as a racist society when not once but twice a black man has been elected as President.

Really takes the steam out of the argument....doesn't it?

LC, I know how you feel about sexism - and I agree with you on that one, too. But I can't see you saying "sexism is over" if Hillary gets elected next year.

Some people manage to beat the system, sure. Doesn't mean there isn't a system.

 

[rjordan]

Damn, SJP. You didn't uncover any blatant racists, but you sure stirred some ignorance about racism.

All the cliches were there in the responses, including a Fox News level of research.
Ghetto residents are all serial criminals.
OK for cops to shoot down criminals.
Blacks can't be oppressed when the mayor and police chief are black.
No racism in a country where a black man was elected president TWICE.
Blacks are looters.
Blacks are taught to be victims.
Black rioters just wanna be on TV...with Al Sharpton (should be something like Godwin's Law about if a race discussion goes on long enough someone will mention Sharpton).

We have a LONG way to go in this country.

rj

 

[lowphat]

I hear it will be open season on dumb fucking blondes soon, so maybe some lucky guy will be mounting her soon. On the wall I mean . . . .

 

[SusanJillParker]

I hear it will be open season on dumb fucking blondes soon, so maybe some lucky guy will be mounting her soon. On the wall I mean . . . .

Dumb? You're calling me dumb (lol)?

Have you read all that I wrote just in this thread? Have you read all that I've written, nearly 2,000 stories of more than 10 million words, under 7 different names, and over an 8 year period.

Duh? A dumb blonde couldn't write all of that.

Now let's look at what you've written...dummy. Hmm, I see you struggled to write two barely literate sentences. Who's the dumb one? You're showing your lack of education, class, and manners.

You come here to write some shit about me and all you did was to embarrass yourself. Shame on you! I have a good mind to tell your mother and have her spank your naked ass but knowing you, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you, you sick retard, sorry, I mean, mentally challenged moron.

"Security! Who allowed this ass wipe in here? Remove this man. Obviously, he's underage and not mentally competent to even be here.

Bye."