Hunter or Gatherer?

[HeavyStick]

Which do you think you would have been in 10,000 B.C.?

 

[cybergirly]

I'd have organized the hunting and gathering parties.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hunter...my wife is the pack-rat gatherer type.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I would have been sitting on a big rock letting the hunters get the food while the gatherers dropped fruits into my mouth and oiled me down.

 

[Sillyman]

Mystic.

 

[Wiggles]

Probably both, while my lazy ass partner scratched his nuts and played with rocks all day.

 

[Dillinger]

I'd just sit down at the table and have my food served to me.

 

[Aquila]

Barbarian Tyrant.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Shameless Plug

 

[Guest]

Concubine

 

[deyv]

Which do you think you would have been in 10,000 B.C.?

Dead.

I have serious astygmatism and without the modern miracle of corrective lenses, I would have have been devoured by a wild beast in rather short order.

 

[Aquila]

Concubine

the hell is the difference between a concubine and a wife anyway?

 

[Monazwx]

Ditto Guilty Pleasure.

Concubine of the Hunters and Gatherers.
Psst . . . Aquila, we get more stuff.

 

[The Heretic]

Concubine

I like the way you think. I will take you as my woman and you will make my buffulo skins soft by knawing on them - ugh!

 

[Guest]

the hell is the difference between a concubine and a wife anyway?

______

The concubine gets sex.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ditto Guilty Pleasure.

Concubine of the Hunters and Gatherers.
Psst . . . Aquila, we get more stuff.

I got dibs on her.

 

[Aquila]

I got dibs on her.

My ass. Ill beat the shit out of you and eat your spleen before that happens.

 

[HeavyStick]

My ass. Ill beat the shit out of you and eat your spleen before that happens.

so you're a hunter?

 

[Silverlily]

My ass. Ill beat the shit out of you and eat your spleen before that happens.

A little decency please, your ass and food should never be in the same sentence. *shudder*




Hunter

 

[Ishmael]

Hunter

Still am.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

Gatherer who carries a big stick?


Lioness

Stop stalking me.

Ishmael

 

[Arc da Rat]

Neither ... cos I would probably be dead.

Just like Deyv, I need my glasses to see clearly.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

LOL, you JUST noticed????? Look, I said I was a gatherer. I like to find the fields with the best berries.

Lioness

Now I feel like an ingredient.

Ishmael