Hungry? Lazy? Horny?

[Kassiana]

Then this Web site may be for you! www.baconwhores.com

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

I cook really good bacon. But never in the nude.

 

[Kassiana]

My husband spends a lot of time working on an on-line roleplaying game. He gets sent all sorts of weird crap because he volunteers for their radio station. He's also the one who got sent the Yeti porn site.

 

[Guest]

Mmmmm... bacon...

*drool*

Kassiana, gee, thanks ever so much for that. Gotta go put my grill on now.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

My husband spends a lot of time working on an on-line roleplaying game. He gets sent all sorts of weird crap because he volunteers for their radio station. He's also the one who got sent the Yeti porn site.

Um... Yeti? As in Yhetti? Bigfoot?

Q_C

 

[Goldie Munro]

I am a lazy whore who is sometimes hungry for bacon - thanks!!

 

[Honey123]

makin' bacon in the nude.....OUCH!!

Imagine the burns...

 

[minsue]

makin' bacon in the nude.....OUCH!!

Imagine the burns...

Don't have to...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Gives the word splatter a whole new meaning...

 

[matriarch]

Yes, yes, yes.

 

[scheherazade_79]

So... let me get this straight - you dial a number and a foxy blonde chick comes round, takes off her clothes and cooks you some bacon? Can you ask her to cook an unlimited quantity if you like what you see and you want her to stay naked for a couple of hours? Another point - if you pay double, does a friend come along?

 

[cloudy]

I may have to get one of those t-shirts.

 

[cantdog]

Details, details, Scheher! Bacon, good-- whores, good.

What's the difference how it works out? Besides, the nude part is only in the sad sick minds of the litsters. Look at the ad again. They wear a t with the logo on it.

 

[minsue]

Bacon, good-- whores, good.

. .

 

[Guest]

So... let me get this straight - you dial a number and a foxy blonde chick comes round, takes off her clothes and cooks you some bacon? Can you ask her to cook an unlimited quantity if you like what you see and you want her to stay naked for a couple of hours? Another point - if you pay double, does a friend come along?

could you smell the pig lard i rubbed all over my body for the full moon party tonight?
hrm...
feel like busting through the door with
HHHHHeeeeeerrreeeessss Johnny!
too scary?

 

[cantdog]

Too scary?

Certainly not. A very slippery vella, woof

 

[Guest]

Too scary?

Certainly not. A very slippery vella, woof

i so love it when you stroke my ego...
a wee bit to the right?..mmmmmm

 

[Kassiana]

They don't COOK the bacon naked, silly! Just go to the site itself and you'll see they're clothed but ... buxom. Yeah. Buxom.

Free Yeti porn! from unerotic crap like this: http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/FIST2003-1/Tales_Poems/X0020_Yeti_Porn.txt.html