Hung like a . . . A question of measurement

[Evil Alpaca]

Howdy all. After have a heartfelt and highly intellectual conversation on the subject of quantitative measurement of certain genetalia protrusions, we decided it might be interested to see if we can come up with more qualitative descriptions for said appendages.

In other words, what do you think would best (or most interestingly) complete the phrase,

"Hung like a . . ."

I thought

". . . hung like a two-humped camel."

Any other ideas?

 

[BlackShanglan]

"Hung like one of those big sausage-shaped rolls of dog treats, you know, like they sell in Petsmart wrapped in plastic ... you know the ones. .."

"Hung like the trunk of a baby elephant."

"Hung like the happiest donkey in the world" (who I pass now and then on the way to the animal shelter.)

 

[rgraham666]

Never think in those terms.

It's not the size of the weapon, it's the skill it's wielded with.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Never think in those terms.

It's not the size of the weapon, it's the skill it's wielded with.

Sooooo ... "hung like an expert swordsman armed with a toasting fork"?

 

[neonlyte]

"hung like a butchers window..."

 

[carsonshepherd]

"hung like a butchers window..."

Nice!

My nominee is "Hung like a rhino", having seen this with my own eyes at the zoo. I thought the rhino had three back legs. It was prehensile. The female rhino looked really content.

 

[tolyk]

Hung like a Walrus

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like a fire engine.

 

[logophile]

Nice!
I thought the rhino had three back legs. It was prehensile. The female rhino looked really content.

A prehensile cock.
The mind boggles. Delightedly!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I thought

". . . hung like a two-humped camel."

Any other ideas?

As opposed to a one humped cammel?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like the Giant Chicken of Bristol

 

[Guest]

hung like a fruit fly.

edited to add:
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

hung like a fruit fly.

edited to add:
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

You said you'd never tell!

 

[maggot420]

hung like a hamster

 

[Guest]

You said you'd never tell!

its so nice to see you out of the closet...

 

[cheerful_deviant]

its so nice to see you out of the closet...

Someone left it unlocked....

 

[Guest]

Someone left it unlocked....

that lucky...
*shaking head in dismay*
ah well, alls well that ends well....
still lurve you, you fruit fly.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

that lucky...
*shaking head in dismay*
ah well, alls well that ends well....
still lurve you, you fruit fly.

Most people just call me 'fruit'.

 

[Dar~]

http://www.companyladies.com/Humor_image/humor_whale.jpg

Hung like a Blue Whale.

 

[moonlight elf]

http://www.companyladies.com/Humor_image/humor_whale.jpg

Hung like a Blue Whale.

LOL Dar LOL

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Howard Stern once said of himself "I'm 6'4 and hung like a pimple".

 

[SeaCat]

Howard Stern once said of himself "I'm 6'4 and hung like a pimple".

He is a fucking pimple, who's he kidding?

Cat

 

[davidwatts]

Hung like a sea horse.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Hung like an ox and brains to match ...

Not that I'd know or anything.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hung like pirate in the Caribbean.