Humor

[Curious Guy]

O.K. Here is my first thread on this BB. My question is does anyone else come here for the laughter effect of the posts on this board?

I know this is considered a porn site and I enjoy the stories and pictures, who wouldn't. I find myself looking for threads on the general board that may have humorous replies, whether sexual or not. Perhaps that is one reason that I don't post much. To busy laughing to think straight.

Just Curious

 

[Always]

it's not the only reason i come here, but it is an appreciated feature of the BB's.

 

[Ambrosious]

It is the scathing sarcasm and the flaming threads that get me every time. I especially love that the person that the sarcasm or flame is directed at never get it. I laugh out loud at the post and rarely get to the stories. I also love the Personals section. Some of those ads are hysterical! The hysterical part is that the poster really expects a response from the amazingly bad post. Sittin at home, wondering why his e-mail box isn't filling up. Can't you see him. HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope...........

I really only come here to relate stories regarding Raymond Burr.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you saying people are laughing at me? I make you laugh? You're laughing at me? I'm funny? How am I funny? Like a clown? What am I, a clown to you? I'm a clown to you? Is that what you're saying? I'm a fucking clown to you? Is that what you're saying?

I don't know about you but I'm here for the bar pies. Woo-hoo!

 

[Purple Haze]

Have you read the Tree Sex thread on the How To board?

Check out Sparky's Raymond Burr thread (still laughing)

Oh yeah, the humor keeps me coming back, and FlamingoBlue or bobtod777 getting their teeth kicked in once in a while is worth the price of admission.

 

[Ambrosious]

DCL:
That was the best I've read here in awhile! God that was ummmm...funny?

I'm just saying you make me laugh, you're a funny guy!

OUCH! OOF! HEY! STOP IT!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

BANG!!!!

Peschi shoots the kid in the fuckin' foot - NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

 

[Curious Guy]

Haha

Are you saying people are laughing at me? I make you laugh? You're laughing at me? I'm funny? How am I funny? Like a clown? What am I, a clown to you? I'm a clown to you? Is that what you're saying? I'm a fucking clown to you? Is that what you're saying?

I don't know about you but I'm here for the bar pies. Woo-hoo!

Yes DCL, you and Expertise are two of the best at witty, funny replies. Thank you both.

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

Then you aren't really interested in sharing stories about our mutual sexual fascination with our lactating lesbian sisters?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

This guy walks into the Lit board...

He says, "hey anybody need a fist fuck?"

Everybody yells in unison, "YEAH!!!! KY or Astrogel?"

The guy says, "KY or Astrogel what?"

"RAYMOND BURR!!!! You dumb chocolate eating fuck!"

 

[Guest]

 

[Curious Guy]

Re: This guy walks into the Lit board...

He says, "hey anybody need a fist fuck?"

Don't know, never had to resort to using my fist.

 

[Purple Haze]

Sparky, what the fuck is the matter with you?

(can't fucking stop laughing, hurts)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh, now I'm witty? You're saying I'm witty? What am I, a satarist to you? I'm a satarist to you now?Like Ring Lardner? I'm a like Ring Lardner, is that what you're saying? I'm a Shaw, a Menckens a Parker? A Parker? Are you saying I'm like Dorothy Parker? I'm a chick to you? You wanna fuck me? Is that what you're saying? You wanna fuck me like a chick while I drop bon mots about the New York intelligensia? Is that what you're saying to me now? Is it? Is it?

Sorry, just thought I'd bring it all back to sex. Yee-Ha!

 

[Curious Guy]

LMAO

Sorry Dixon, you are not my type for sex, just continue with the witty posts. Thanks everyone for replying to my first thread. Makes me feel welcome on the board.

Curious Guy slipping back in to his "lurkers corner".

 

[teresafannin]

Welcome Curious Guy, don't be such a lurker.Just jump on in with both feet. I do like the humor here, although the stories are great as well. Some of the stuff that is in the Personals section is hysterical, I have to agree on that. I lurk here a lot & threads that are funny tend to get my attention. Some of the people here have really brightened my day, so I wanted to say thank you to them (you know who you are).

 

[TN_Vixen]

Personally, all of us just sit around waiting on Sparky to talk more about Raymond Burrrrrrrrrr...

Dixon.. I peed on myself, thank you very much. *s*

 

[KillerMuffin]

I come here to giggle. Of course, I do about everything to giggle.

I hate giggling. Its an awful thing and I'm not 8 mooning over Ricky Martin's ass. I'm 29 and mooning over everyone elses though.

I love the Lit BB, where else can you get into a knock down drag out over the lack of a -tiona, demand people pay attention to your dogs, discuss how to apply toothpaste to your cock to make a woman squirm, watch Wizzie and Skitten IM each other over whose going to go to http://www.pizzahut.com and order dinner, giggle hysterically for no reason at all, get cyberlaid in front of gawd and everybody, and advertise so exactingly for a cowboy fantasy replacement for expertise who refuses to wear chaps. No replies, what gives???

That, and I have insomnia.

Could someone direct me to the Sominex Thread? What??? Felix quit??? Dammit.