humor... who has it and who dosn`t???

[Expertise]

Uh, yeah FB you should be.

You say tomato I say tomato
Lets tell the little prick to F-off

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I hate the US goddamit!!

I think we've found Flagg's 1000 post title.

 

[Cheri]

Oh Funny_Guy, the Simpsons are funnier than Blackadder and his smug british humor. So now to clutter this thread up, a sampling of my fav Simpson lines...

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves. -Homer Simpson

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such. -Homer
People who live in glass houses should always wear clothes. -Marge

Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist? -Lisa

And my absolute Matt Groening off all time...
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Now you all know exactly how weird I am!

 

[Flagg]

Mmm, you might be on to something there DCL. I will mull.

 

[Gingersnap]

Just so long as you don't do it near an open flame.