Humor Thread

[oggbashan]

Why is Marcel Duchamp, the influential French 20th Century artist, a hero to the GLBT community?

Because he was also Rose Selavy:

We keep quiet about him also being R Mutt...

And when he visited a public convenience, he decided he needed his own:

 

[Safe_Bet]

...and this is humorous how????

 

[oggbashan]

...and this is humorous how????

You noticed!

That is the essence of Duchamp - to challenge perceptions.

But GLBT needs a Humor Thread to lighten the mood, and like jesters in Royal Courts, to tell unpleasant truths in an acceptable way.

For example:

Q. Why doesn't Fred Phelps come out the closet?
A. Because he would have to excommunicate himself.

 

[Etoile]

I'm all for a humor thread, though I agree it kind of started more on a historical note.

 

[Stella_Omega]

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[Wolfman1982]

Actually, we did use to have a humour thread until it was ruined.

But anyway the old thread with all the raunchy jokes is here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=503687, and it was named "That's So Gay....".

 

[Chrissi]

You noticed!

That is the essence of Duchamp - to challenge perceptions.

But GLBT needs a Humor Thread to lighten the mood, and like jesters in Royal Courts, to tell unpleasant truths in an acceptable way.

For example:

Q. Why doesn't Fred Phelps come out the closet?
A. Because he would have to excommunicate himself.

A. Because we'd throw him back.

But I have to agree, humorous? No, sorry

 

[Safe_Bet]

Actually, we did use to have a humour thread until it was ruined.

But anyway the old thread with all the raunchy jokes is here.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=503687, and it was named "That's So Gay....".

Dude, it amazes me that you'd want to resurrect and expose your own homophobia like that. You must get into humiliation nowadays.

At least you stopped your nonsense about being the "LGBT Defender" since then. THAT was just plain ridiculous.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Posit that this forum averages maybe twenty new posts a day. Of those, eight will be "I saw gay porn and now I want to play with my butt, am I gay? "

and six are "I put my girlfriend's panties on, am I gay?" (this thread, I am sorry to say, is a variant of that. There is an infinite amount of difference between occasional crossdressing and the issues of identity and orientation that GLBT face.)

Two might be; "my prostate feels good! Am I gay?"

Two more might be; "Any of you lesbos want to fuck each other/my wife while I watch?"

Two are probably going to be; "I love shemales and I want one to fuck my butt, it doesn't matter which one because they are always hard and ready in the porn films I watch."

and two are guaranteed to be "I'm a man pretending to be an innocent virgin girlie and I want another man pretending to be a lesbian pretend to make love to me/let me suck her boobies/tie me up and rape me with her strapon"

This entire forum is one long running joke.

 

[RawHumor]

This entire forum is one long running joke.

I have a bit of a crush on Stella... but I'm not quite sure what that makes me.













besides a smart ass

 

[Wolfman1982]

I have a bit of a crush on Stella... but I'm not quite sure what that makes me.


besides a smart ass

Perhaps human ?

 

[LeatherChaps]

I have a bit of a crush on Stella... but I'm not quite sure what that makes me.













besides a smart ass

LOL... this made me giggle

 

[Safe_Bet]

Posit that this forum averages maybe twenty new posts a day. Of those, eight will be "I saw gay porn and now I want to play with my butt, am I gay? "

and six are "I put my girlfriend's panties on, am I gay?" (this thread, I am sorry to say, is a variant of that. There is an infinite amount of difference between occasional crossdressing and the issues of identity and orientation that GLBT face.)

Two might be; "my prostate feels good! Am I gay?"

Two more might be; "Any of you lesbos want to fuck each other/my wife while I watch?"

Two are probably going to be; "I love shemales and I want one to fuck my butt, it doesn't matter which one because they are always hard and ready in the porn films I watch."

and two are guaranteed to be "I'm a man pretending to be an innocent virgin girlie and I want another man pretending to be a lesbian pretend to make love to me/let me suck her boobies/tie me up and rape me with her strapon"

This entire forum is one long running joke.

You forgot the "I Dream Of Sucking MYSELF (so that means I'm definitely not gay)" posts, Stella.

Didn't want you to skip any "important ones!"

 

[Stella_Omega]

You forgot the "I Dream Of Sucking MYSELF (so that means I'm definitely not gay)" posts, Stella.

Didn't want you to skip any "important ones!"

See-- I knew I was forgetting something...


@RawHumor, most kind.