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Humor Thread For The Day....(Multiple posts)

A blond goes to her doctor. After the exam he congradulates her by saying, "your pregnant."


the blond looks puzzled and scratches her head. She asks,"is it mine."
 
How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?




















wave.



to all the blonds i apologize. as a former blond i feel like i can tell these jokes without fear of backlash. lol. after all they were directed at my dippy self.
 
In the middle of making candy so it's taking awhile....

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Ahhhhhh ,...Mistress , send me some please , pretty please .lol.lol.....just been to sons Christmas fayre and bought some chocolate mice , and toffee apples .....mmmmmmm....can we swop? ...lol..lol.......:)......:p
 
A Doctor, a Lawyer and a Biker were sitting in a bar, having a couple of brews.

The doctor said, " I got my wife a diamond ring and a trip to the Bahamas for Christmas. I figured if she didn't like the ring she'd enjoy the trip."

The lawyer said, "I got my wife a string of pearls and a Mercedes for Christmas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls she'd like the Mercedes.

The biker said, " I got my old lady a T-shirt and a vibrator for Christmas. I figured if she didn't like the T-shirt, she could go fuck herself."
 
And my favorite....

This could be a possible av one day...
 
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