Humor Me

[userid_unknown]

Just a place for jokes and funny stuff.

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with a 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticize​d anus with non-drip semen collection try, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.

 

[Anomaly1964]

Like the story I just read where a woman on a plane trip contacted the airline to try and get the last name of a man she flirted with on the plane.

Readers said it was ROMANTIC...

A man does that and he is a STALKER.

 

[userid_unknown]

If you ever get sad, just imagine a T-Rex trying to masturbate.

 

[userid_unknown]

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill dough.

 

[Stillstiff]

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill dough.

That's terrible

 

[userid_unknown]

yep, puns are awful stuff but what the hell it's early and it's Monday.

 

[Stillstiff]

yep, puns are awful stuff but what the hell it's early and it's Monday.

Yes it is early, maybe that's why I laughed at it before.

 

[userid_unknown]

as good an excuse as any.

 

[Mockingjay]

Dill dough.. LOL

Thanks for the laugh!

XD

 

[Loving50]

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

 

[userid_unknown]

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

 

[ImagineMe2]

What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?
One hundred people who don't do dick.

What if some of those lesbians are lawyers that go into politics, the not doing dick multiplies greatly.

 

[Mockingjay]

...and not all lawyers are men! And what if some of them are gays?

-rolls eyes-

 

[Dogma52]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

There are three kinds of people in this world....

Those that can count.

And those that can't.

 

[dutchrain]

There are three kinds of people in this world....

Those that can count.

And those that can't.

*grins*

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

*grins*

lol..one of my fav's...lol..

PSA for all men...

Never play leap frog with a Unicorn....

 

[wombat9966]

Dyslexic of the world Untie

 

[WearMeWell]

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill dough.

LOL!
oh, i needed that laugh.
ty.

 

[WearMeWell]

lol..one of my fav's...lol..

PSA for all men...

Never play leap frog with a Unicorn....

LOL! *oh my~

Y'all will just have to forgive me for this...

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small?

Is it in?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Y'all will just have to forgive me for this...

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small?

Is it in?

lol...

 

[ImagineMe2]

LOL! *oh my~

Cruel but funny.

 

[wombat9966]

One for the Women

What is the ultimate form of birth control?

/Point and just laugh

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Time flies like an arrow....

...Fruit flies like a banana....

 

[WearMeWell]

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.