Humans are weird.

Aquila

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Humans are the only animals on the planet who...

Preasure wash rocks. just so the waterfall will look cleaner.
Willingly crawl in a little plastic suit to scrub stuff down with hydrochloric acid, when its 98 degrees outside and so humid you can swim/fly.
Somehow feel the need to wrap things in pretty little round bundles.

Add to the list if you'd like.
 
Humans are the only animal that kill in the name of God or money.
 
Humans knowingly take things they know are bad for them and will harm them.


Humans fuck for pleasure (yeah some animals do, too but they don't bitch about it later).


:rose:
 
Humans buy choice cut steaks freeze store them. Then cook them in the microwave.
 
ha!

Aquila said:
Humans buy choice cut steaks freeze store them. Then cook them in the microwave.

if I buy a steak it don't get tortured in a microwave...it gets broiled on the broiler pan in my oven....and while it is in unfrozen form ...not from the freezer a week or month later....I like my steak! :D
 
Re: ha!

dragonhearted said:
if I buy a steak it don't get tortured in a microwave...it gets broiled on the broiler pan in my oven....and while it is in unfrozen form ...not from the freezer a week or month later....I like my steak! :D

Its frozen. must cook food.

Humans also eat stuff like fruit rollups (I have a 5 box a month addiction)
 
Yea Humans alright

Humans are the only people who can really piss me off,,,,,on the other hand they are fun to fuck,,,,,but check your wallet before you leave.:) ;) :eek:
 
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