Human intelligence...or lack thereof

[AriaSilverfyre]

The Malaysian government decided to solve
their disease-carrying mosquito problem by spraying the infested areas
with DDT. This worked, but the cockroaches then devoured the dead
mosquitoes. This was followed by the region's gecko lizards consuming
the roaches. The geckos did not die from the residual poison, but
their central nervous systems were greatly affected, causing the
lizards to slow down. Moving up the food chain, the cats ate the
slow-moving lizards and started to die off in large quantities. Of
course, fewer cats means more rats, and the country's rat population
soared. As a result, the World Health Organization was forced to step
in and ban the DDT. In an effort to restore the ecological balance,
they flew in planeloads of cats to kill the rats.

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

Stupid Human Trick:
A psychology student in New York rented out her
spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his
reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an
axe, leaving her mentally retarded.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

The Malaysian government decided to solve
their disease-carrying mosquito problem by spraying the infested areas
with DDT. This worked, but the cockroaches then devoured the dead
mosquitoes. This was followed by the region's gecko lizards consuming
the roaches. The geckos did not die from the residual poison, but
their central nervous systems were greatly affected, causing the
lizards to slow down. Moving up the food chain, the cats ate the
slow-moving lizards and started to die off in large quantities. Of
course, fewer cats means more rats, and the country's rat population
soared. As a result, the World Health Organization was forced to step
in and ban the DDT. In an effort to restore the ecological balance,
they flew in planeloads of cats to kill the rats.

They should have just brought in the woman who swallowed the fly.

 

[teddybear4play]

They should have just brought in the woman who swallowed the fly.

I thought she died.

At any rate, I'm not sure what the problem is with that solution. Equilibrium will be restored.

TB4p

 

[horny_giraffe]

The Malaysian government decided to solve
their disease-carrying mosquito problem by spraying the infested areas
with DDT. This worked, but the cockroaches then devoured the dead
mosquitoes. This was followed by the region's gecko lizards consuming
the roaches. The geckos did not die from the residual poison, but
their central nervous systems were greatly affected, causing the
lizards to slow down. Moving up the food chain, the cats ate the
slow-moving lizards and started to die off in large quantities. Of
course, fewer cats means more rats, and the country's rat population
soared. As a result, the World Health Organization was forced to step
in and ban the DDT. In an effort to restore the ecological balance,
they flew in planeloads of cats to kill the rats.

Is this one of those emails floating around?

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

It Pays To Remember

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay
enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to bits.

 

[pabloback]

just read a report on the worlds largest human free nature reserve.........chernobyl , although the area is radioactive and too dangerous for humans , the wildlife is flourishing , no two headed fish either

 

[Dantetier]

Re: It Pays To Remember

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay
enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender"
stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown
to bits.

Because, you know... terrorists put return addresses on bombs so the authorities can find them easily

 

[AriaSilverfyre]

A phone-sex operator in Florida won a settlement after she filed for worker's compensation, saying she had suffered repetitive-motion injuries in both hands. The repetitive motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.