Human Barbie from the Ukraine

Definitely an interesting plot bunny for Non-Human or Sci-Fi. Start with the angle that everyone thinks she's nuts, then take it to an erotic K-Pax type direction. ;)

"I have traveled from a deplorable future in which all of humanity is enslaved. My mission is to convert everyone to Breatharianism, so that we will no longer depend upon ingesting food and water that has been bio-genetically altered by the aliens to turn us into a servitor race. As Breatharians, we will subjugate our future masters through the sheer power of human sexuality."

. . . come to think of it, that might be better placed in the Humor and Satire category . . . .

ETA: she looks like an alien. :eek:
 
If she tries to live on air and light, she will die.

Or she can be a normal breathatarian, and cheat.

Check the McFood drive-up window for Barbie wearing shades.

How to make this erotic? She subsists on air, light... and cum. Oh yeah...
 
If she tries to live on air and light, she will die.

Or she can be a normal breathatarian, and cheat.

Check the McFood drive-up window for Barbie wearing shades.

How to make this erotic? She subsists on air, light... and cum. Oh yeah...

She absorbs it through her skin. Technically not ingesting.

She spends her weekends hosting bukkake parties while hubby is at the construction site. ;)
 
She sounds to me like a publicity-seeking twerp.
Quite pretty so far, though.
 
Yikes! Southern States Snow Storm

ETA: she looks like an alien. :eek:
Quite pretty so far, though.
According to the article she didn't get that way naturally. A lot of plastic surgery was involved. Obviously, however, she must have started off with certain benefits, like those very long legs of hers and likely a body type that only needed a little help on top to get the Barbie figure right.

It is interesting that a woman with Barbie features, however constructed, does come out rather pretty (and it sure helps us writers. Now we have a good idea of what a living doll would look like if we want to write such a story). But her looks also strike me as weird and creepy--and I think she'd strike me that way even if I'd never seen a Barbie doll. I'm surprised she hasn't been offered acting roles in horror movies as a mannequin or doll come to life (or maybe she has?).

As for her diet and beliefs...she's certainly not going to be long for this world if someone doesn't get her into a mental hospital. I'd say she's long overdue for some drugs to fix whatever has her chemically unbalanced.
 
Edit: Didn't realize the gentleman I posted about had committed suicide. I feel like my post was in slightly bad taste now, and have removed it.
 
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I saw another story like that a few weeks ago. The woman in it was actually having hypnosis done to make her stupid. She wants to actually BE a Barbie doll. I think truly she doesn't need help becoming brainless.
 
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