Hulk Hogan sex video

[phrodeau]

Read all about it.

http://gawker.com/5948770/even-for-...-bed-is-not-safe-for-work-but-watch-it-anyway

Hulk hurls his massive body on to the canopy bed and the woman climbs on top, finally, and they begin. There is lots of squealing and moaning from her and she says stuff like, "I want to make you cum" and, "Your dick feels so good inside me"—that sort of thing. There is light spanking from Hulk done to show he supports her efforts and is close to orgasming.

Then, Hulk grunts. Hulk grunts more. Then Hulk grunts like he's doing an impression of old Hulk Hogan grunting right before he's about to cum/come. Climax happens for both participants and they seem pleased with the results. The woman provides two tender kisses on Hulk's upper chest. Hulk says, "Mmmk," because he's a little bemused by the situation he finds himself in on this day as we'll soon find out. Here's how Hulk explains his reaction to the woman he just had sex with:

"The rubber almost came off," he says.

She's not concerned. "It did what it was supposed to."

Hulk thought that was funny and makes her repeat it.

She does so and then peels off the rubber from his penis and carries it away. She holds the condom full of Hulk jiz like it's a random dirty sock she found in the dryer. Hulk is still coming down from his orgasm and is making quick, loud Tony Soprano wheezes.

"Oh my god," he exhales. "Can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck."

 

[Tryharder62]

1st don't answer your phone when you are going to get some. 2nd. I think it is all fake like the WWF. Just surprised no official was distracted and the lover came in and hit Hulk over the head with a table.

 

[Wrong Element]

So is this an incall escort service or something? There's a notable lack of romance (even as sex tapes go), he's wearing a condom, he gets dressed and leaves while she stays put, and there's a guy announcing he's going to be "in his office" while they're going at it.

 

[Lorilei]

Eeeeewwww.


That is all.

 

[phrodeau]

Lots of questions. Like, why would there be a dirty sock in the dryer?

 

[Wings]

There are several things I never, ever need to see in my lifetime. Hulk Hogan having sex is near the top of that list.

I would have watched a sex tape with the late Macho Man because you know he told his partners to "snap in to a Slim Jim" and yelling "Ooh yeahhhhh" as he came.

 

[warrior queen]

I have no questions.
Just wanted to come in and say - there are some people out there you don't want to know about their sex lives.
In ANY detail

 

[doubleover]

Hulk was on the Howard Stern show this morning talking about the tape.

 

[ivantheterrible]

There are several things I never, ever need to see in my lifetime. Hulk Hogan having sex is near the top of that list.

I would have watched a sex tape with the late Macho Man because you know he told his partners to "snap in to a Slim Jim" and yelling "Ooh yeahhhhh" as he came.

god, that was funny.


and you know they are grasping at straws for their dwindling fame by appearing in playboy, a sex tape, or a reality show. looks like the hulk has 2 of those covered now.

 

[pete]

There are several things I never, ever need to see in my lifetime. Hulk Hogan having sex is near the top of that list.

I would have watched a sex tape with the late Macho Man because you know he told his partners to "snap in to a Slim Jim" and yelling "Ooh yeahhhhh" as he came.

actually now that you mention it, i would've liked to see jimmy "superfly" snuka leap off the top rope and onto some naked babe

 

[Wings]

Cena and I'd like to star in that one with him. *shiver*

 

[pete]

MMF in the WWF !!
w00t!!!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

this why I never go to an escorts place.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The Hulk is starting to look a little cartoony. All those years of roiding can't have been kind to his testicles.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Needs more thermos.

 

[hogjack]

"Mean Gene" Okerlund and the Hulkster have tag-teamed a lot of ladies over the years.

 

[thør]

Everyone has an embarrassing sex tape.