Hugh Hefner gets his Playmate at last

[JackLuis]

Playboy founder, 86, marries 'runaway bride' Crystal Harris, 26, in New Year's Eve wedding after she had change of heart in 2011

Finally at 86m he found his true love. How romantic

 

[jomar]

Who says Playboy bunnies can't act!

 

[mynameisben]

I wonder what a vibrant, 26-year-old former centerfold model could possibly see in a shriveled-up, addle-brained, personality-vacant, multimillionaire?

Hmm... the key must be lurking in one of those adjectives up there, somewhere.

 

[TE999]

Heh! Get out the Viagra pump, it's time for another wedding night.

Seriously, that clever bastard has gotten more pussy than an animal shelter over the years by starting a magazine that legitimized wank fodder for dudes and supposedly 'objectified' women who stood in line for the opportunity.

She can always sit on his wrinkled face.

 

[JackLuis]

And they say that he worked real hard, got to his position and deserves the rewards for all the effort.

I remember when they he was almost a Larry Flint, before Larry came along.

Heff always had more class and style than Flint.

 

[TE999]

Heff always had more class and style than Flint.

Bob Guccione too. He was a real sleazebag.

Penthouse magazine was, however, the first of the upscale mens mags to show pubic hair, beaver shots, assholes (women's), sucking, fucking, Lesbian sex, mild BDSM and facials; milestones of a sort.

If I had a dollar for every guy and gal who jack and jilled off to Letters to Penthouse magazine I could buy Saudi Arabia, lock, stock and barrel.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I wonder what a vibrant, 26-year-old former centerfold model could possibly see in a shriveled-up, addle-brained, personality-vacant, multimillionaire?

Hmm... the key must be lurking in one of those adjectives up there, somewhere.

It's not in an adjective. It's in a noun the adjectives modify.

 

[Handley_Page]

He's had more playmates than I've had hot dinners.

 

[TxRad]

He's had more playmates than I've had hot dinners.

And a lot of those playmates were hot dinners.

 

[KlaytonFrost]

Ya know, there's always a chance (a slim one, I'll admit) that they do genuinely love each other.

You can start rolling your eyes at me now, if you like...

 

[JackLuis]

Ya know, there's always a chance (a slim one, I'll admit) that they do genuinely love each other.

You can start rolling your eyes at me now, if you like...

Romantic, aren't you?

 

[Handley_Page]

Romantic, aren't you?

And of course, when he goes to that great mansion in the sky, she's gonna be real Rich, ain't she ?

 

[TxRad]

And of course, when he goes to that great mansion in the sky, she's gonna be real Rich, ain't she ?

If I remember correctly, most of his fortune is already in his daughters hands.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I am not going to criticize Hefner for doing what I would do, given the chance. He worked hard as a young man and built an empire of sex. Now and for the last several years, he has been enjoying the fruits of his labors. I suspect all the men on this forum would be doing much the same thing, given the chance, and any grousing being done is out of envy.

 

[Handley_Page]

I am not going to criticize Hefner for doing what I would do, given the chance. He worked hard as a young man and built an empire of sex. Now and for the last several years, he has been enjoying the fruits of his labors. I suspect all the men on this forum would be doing much the same thing, given the chance, and any grousing being done is out of envy.

I'd do it in a heartbeat.

 

[NekoParks]

I dunno-- Hef's got that cute pet turtle thing going for him. He's so ugly he's cute! Anyway, I kinda like older guys...

 

[autoplot]

When this was happening about twenty years ago, I could still think "hey, good for him." Now it's just gross and weird. He keeps getting older and they stay the same age.

 

[NekoParks]

You have a point ...

When this was happening about twenty years ago, I could still think "hey, good for him." Now it's just gross and weird. He keeps getting older and they stay the same age.

Excellent--but sad point you make, Autoplot-- Hefner has become a grotesque parody of himself. Really sad, because he was a pioneer in his field...not just in publishing, but in race relations and civil rights too.

 

[LordMhoram]

I wonder what a vibrant, 26-year-old former centerfold model could possibly see in a shriveled-up, addle-brained, personality-vacant, multimillionaire?

Hmm... the key must be lurking in one of those adjectives up there, somewhere.

There you go. Perfect match for a true Blonde.

Ya know, there's always a chance (a slim one, I'll admit) that they do genuinely love each other.

You can start rolling your eyes at me now, if you like...

[Que eye rolling]

 

[JackLuis]

Cheese!​

I'd suck the fount of her nectar, until it killed me, might take ten years.

 

[Edward Teach]

I don't find it weird at all that he likes young women, in fact I'd find it weird if he didn't. Now his wearing that stupid hat with his jammies, that's weird.

 

[TxRad]

I'd suck the fount of her nectar, until it killed me, might take ten years.

But first you'd have to get past the guard dog and the 9mm finger Hugh has in his pocket.