Huge summer sale, Pick ME!!!

[hatric26]

Pick me for all your sexual needs!!
Do you need to have your pussy licked clean?
Do you want a man who knows how to read and follow the Kama Sutra?
Or maybe you just want a guy who knows how to treat a lady, has all his own teeth and is a fucking freak in bed?

If this sounds like you please PM me or just reply

Don't delay, your pussy (or other parts) will thank you!!!


notice: Fucking freak Inc. is not responsible for the nasty, wierd or otherwise questionable things that may be done to you or asked of you. Please consult local laws and your family Dr. before starting any program with Fucking Freak Inc.

 

[X WhosUrGrl X]

LMFAO!!!! I just love a person with a sense of humor....turns me on.

 

[tendril]

I think this is a great personals ad...hope you get lots of replies.

Welcome to Lit, have fun !

 

[44DD in CT]

Great ad! It's refreshing to see something different.

 

[BlueDaisy]

I was going to say the same things.....such a wonderful ad! Very funny and personable. Love it!

 

[hatric26]

If i can turn one girl on I feel Iam doing my job.
Thanks for the nice words and for ya'll being girls, guys are not as sexy

 

[BlueDaisy]

If i can turn one girl on I feel Iam doing my job.
Thanks for the nice words and for ya'll being girls, guys are not as sexy

Well, hon, if I was younger, not married and lived in NC, I'd answer your ad...

 

[hatric26]

oh well i guess it is just as well...you like the spurs it could never work out! just kidding

 

[BlueDaisy]

oh well i guess it is just as well...you like the spurs it could never work out! just kidding

ROFL!

Cute.

 

[hatric26]

i am new to this whole deal so what does ROFL mean?

 

[BlueDaisy]

i am new to this whole deal so what does ROFL mean?

Means Rolling On the Floor Laughing

LOL means Laughing Out Loud

just ways to say that one thinks what was said is funny, or very funny

 

[hatric26]

nice
iam such a cherry

 

[hatric26]

all these people looking and not that many people posting?
Must be scared of the big, mean, wienie

Look, i know i won't get any from this ad but it is fun to just chat so put something down, my fragile male ego needs stroking

 

[BlueDaisy]

all these people looking and not that many people posting?
Must be scared of the big, mean, wienie

Look, i know i won't get any from this ad but it is fun to just chat so put something down, my fragile male ego needs stroking

Post a pic!

 

[tendril]

Post a pic!

YEAH ......we just looove pics

 

[BlueDaisy]

YEAH ......we just looove pics

*nods nods*

 

[fond of facials]

LOL! Married and living on the wrong side of the country, but what an ad! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung/lachen/laughing-smiley-001.gif

 

[hogjack]

Fucking Freak, Inc.

I checked with the Better Business Bureau (BBB).

Seems like the only complaint, and a minor one, is your ability to perform some of those Kama Sutra positions. Seems like you were barely adequate in the Bamboo and Knot positions. Evidence suggests more than once you disengaged from these moves by getting up after claiming to hear a doorbell or car door shutting.

Other than that the BBB does not hold any other complaints.

Still investigating further with other resources.

 

[hatric26]

Judge, she had ID!!!

see ladies, the facts in this case are clear!

Fucking freak Inc. is the best fuck for the buck!!

Don't delay!!! operators..well one operator is standing by to to take your call!!!

1-800-ILUV-SEX

and for the record, she told me she was 18 and hearing a car door is a scarry thing at a Generals house!

 

[hogjack]

Making a statement that needs proof

We'll need some more testimonials to prove you are the "best fuck for the buck".

Are rates negotiable?