http://forum.literotica.com/images/icons/iNoob to Literotica, whose alt should I be??

[foxpaws]

[/LIST]Hello all!,
Like a good dude I spent a considerable time checking out various threads. The "sexually oriented threads "were boring, makes Literotica look like a half baked porn site.
The ones not dealing with sexual subjects were a lot more interesting at first but an amazing amount of them ended up in "alt fights"
alts accusing other alts of being alts
. About 75% of posters in this board are alts. so I have decided that being a psycho analyst, I should have a crack at being someone's alt .I think I should do quite well.

But whose alt? The Query dude is very inviting he seems to get into the arse of a lot of folks.
Pookie? she is the smart alt I am impressed. She is always abrasive and in your face and ,even so, manages to keep the focus away from herself by calling the strangest people alts. Surely dudes, I should confront her with herself?


wings/noor? there was this post from some user saying both of them are clique leaders, wings the leader of chirpy junior birds and noor runs the admins and seniors. Maybe? got to study that situation

• pookie
• Query
• eyre
• Wings
• Fata Morgana
• Recidiva(she seems genuine but sometimes she is unnecessarily vicious. a split personality or playacting?
• Boomslanger
• Dead man Danny
  and counting. There are some here who are congenitally, helplessly stupid headed and being their alt would mean that I emulate stupidity. I do not think I'd like to do that.
  in that category initially we have:-
• Babbuling Brook\Yossi\lorielieLyricalli
  

I wish I could create a vote list but I don't know how. Can someone help me create it? you can add a few of your own guess I need to stop rambling on and on...

 

[ToPleaseHim]

This seems legit.

 

[hashtag45]

not getting in your guys soup,
but Noor?!? she seems to me as being one of the nicest/ most genuine persons on the board

 

[Recidiva]

*facepalm*

 

[hashtag45]

*facepalm*

long time no see.
Came back from your girls holliday with your daughter?

 

[Recidiva]

long time no see.
Came back from your girls holliday with your daughter?

Hey! Good to see you.

Yup. She's working on her visa to get to Indonesia and will be staying with us for a while until her paperwork goes through, so that's always good news. I get to hang out with her

How are you doing?

 

[hashtag45]

Hey! Good to see you.

Yup. She's working on her visa to get to Indonesia and will be staying with us for a while until her paperwork goes through, so that's always good news. I get to hang out with her

How are you doing?

Great, thanks for asking.
My life is starting to get back on track, minus this stupid Lit addiction (but even this is gradually decreasing)

 

[Recidiva]

Great, thanks for asking.
My life is starting to get back on track, minus this stupid Lit addiction (but even this is gradually decreasing)

Oh good! Glad to hear it. I hope things keep on getting better for you. Hopefully Lit gains its rightful place in your time frame

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Take the laptop into the toilet?

 

[hashtag45]

Take the laptop into the toilet?

actually - yes (not the laptop - I work on a tablet)
but all hygiene measures are respected, mind you

 

[foxpaws]

not getting in your guys soup,
but Noor?!? she seems to me as being one of the nicest/ most genuine persons on the board

Okay but what a great façade! well, noor's out of it, façade or not, I see that she is gentle and usually sweet. so out of the equation is noor

Dude some one help me with a "vote list" please. I am not being able to post!

 

[foxpaws]

*facepalm*

please do not use alt codes. wtf is "facepalm" ?

 

[jezzilee]

I thought charlie brown wasn't coming back...another good thread to avoid

 

[foxpaws]

I thought charlie brown wasn't coming back...another good thread to avoid

I hell know you will not say whose alt you are, I have not seen "Charlie Brown" in any thread... whose alt are you?
"jezzilee" is totally an alt name. Well, I shall find out!

 

[Recidiva]

please do not use alt codes. wtf is "facepalm" ?

Then don't use acronyms, wtf is wtf?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

actually - yes (not the laptop - I work on a tablet)
but all hygiene measures are respected, mind you

Mind the splash back!

 

[foxpaws]

Then don't use acronyms, wtf is wtf?

Okay, what the fuck is *facepalm*

 

[Aglaopheme]

Boom undoom......

 

[Recidiva]

Okay, what the fuck is *facepalm*

Something you could search up and have lots and lots of information available.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ignore the fauxpause...

 

[foxpaws]

Something you could search up and have lots and lots of information available.

Like? I can imagine folks like you , noor, etc. having long "Literotica" history and perhaps you can access them... but what about info on someone like me who has been here just for a few hours? pray do tell?

 

[Recidiva]

Ignore the fauxpause...

The internet has great things to search. After facepalm they could move on to disingenuous, compulsive and tasteless.

For instance. Big words, lots of syllables. Could take a long time.

Move onto "mental illness" because it's two words and a harder concept.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

A few hours...

*chuckle*

 

[foxpaws]

Boom undoom......

dumb and dumber... Whatever it is that you just wrote and your posts in general..

 

[Recidiva]

Like? I can imagine folks like you , noor, etc. having long "Literotica" history and perhaps you can access them... but what about info on someone like me who has been here just for a few hours? pray do tell?

You don't have to imagine it because I told you, doof.

The info is - look it up.