How's this: Transvestite Comedian

[Sallad]

I'm sure many of you have heard of him, but for those of you who haven't I suggest going out and buying ANY dvd of his. Eddie Izzard is not just the funniest transvestite comedian (maybe the only one), but he's just damn funny...and awfully sexy when in "costume".

"and now God...played by James Mason"

www.eddieizzard.com

 

[wadeinithaca]

I completely agree. My fiance and I think he's the funniest comedian out there today. We're totally addicted to him and recite his stand up to each other all the time.

 

[Sallad]

I completely agree. My fiance and I think he's the funniest comedian out there today. We're totally addicted to him and recite his stand up to each other all the time.

thank God josh and i aren't the only ones who do that!

"a shpeedboat" (sean connery as noah) - eddie izzard

 

[MultiVerse]

"30's...Hitler.... Chechoslovakia...Poland...France...Second world war!..Russian front not a good idea...Hitler never played Risk as a kid!"

"this is a POO shop!"

"Needle death! 'if only thmble had been invented', says clever, clever man."

-Eddie Izzard

 

[Sallad]

-I'll just take a mars bar...oh...and some toilet roll.
-You're gonna take really big poo!
-no no....it's for a friend!

Do you have a flag?

 

[QueryGirl]

splashy-splashy, swimmy-swimmy

I swam, and I swam and I swam, and I was in Egypt when they caught up to me! And that's a long way from England. ‘cause it goes England, Venezuela, Beirut, Africa, Cincinnati, Hanging Gardens of Babylon... It's near Switzerland.

Heh.

Fucking brilliant bastard. Looks better in makeup and leather pants than I do. Bastard.

<winks>

 

[Sallad]

lol

did you ever hear the studies on Pavlov's cats? (Unrepeatable)

 

[MultiVerse]

-Day two, have become Welsh.

-A BLUE HORSE FROM MAAARS!

 

[M_ber166]

yeh

Cake or Death?

He's an executive transvestite

 

[Fellatio!]

wow i've never heard izzard described as a transvestite. i've never seen him in full clothes just makeup and a suit but i have to admit he is hilarious at times.

 

[QueryGirl]

wow i've never heard izzard described as a transvestite. i've never seen him in full clothes just makeup and a suit but i have to admit he is hilarious at times.

That's really funny, Fellatio! 'Cause if I remember correctly, the executive transvestite remark is Izzard, self-referentially.

Personally, I get really weirded out seeing the man in anything other than his heels, leather, and cosmetics. <fanning self> My, my -- but he's hot.

 

[Sallad]

*sigh* just watched his SEXIE dvd for the first time. His legs look better than mine in those stockings! tee hee.

"Transvestites are like superheros...we both have to change before we can help somone...well...we don't really help people...but we change clothes!"

 

[Half-Cat]

I'm sure many of you have heard of him, but for those of you who haven't I suggest going out and buying ANY dvd of his. Eddie Izzard is not just the funniest transvestite comedian (maybe the only one), but he's just damn funny...and awfully sexy when in "costume".

"and now God...played by James Mason"

www.eddieizzard.com

"Peter was the one who said 'I don't know him. I don't know him. I don't know him.' cock-a-doodle-doo 'Oh, HIM!'"

"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"

"Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people, and we can't even deal with that. We think that if someone kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital and they look at you through a small window forever. And over that, we can't deal with it. You know? If somebody's killed 100 thousand people, we're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100 thousand people?! You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, lunch, death, death, death, afternoon tea, death, death, death, quick shower."

Finally got a DVD of "Dressed to Kill". If you haven't heard him, I'd get this one first.

 

[red111a]

Very funny comedian. I enjoy seeing his shows.

 

[Sallad]

hahahaha! Was that the first time you'd seen him Half-Cat? That was the first one I saw on HBO years ago and I fell in love.

"There's nobody here! excuse me. There's nobody here! Who the fuck are these guys?"

 

[the nameless]

I'm sure many of you have heard of him, but for those of you who haven't I suggest going out and buying ANY dvd of his. Eddie Izzard is not just the funniest transvestite comedian (maybe the only one), but he's just damn funny...and awfully sexy when in "costume".

"and now God...played by James Mason"

www.eddieizzard.com

Eddie Izzard is hilarious. I didn't know he was big in the states though

 

[Sallad]

Eddie Izzard is hilarious. I didn't know he was big in the states though

*sigh* he's not. but i'm spreading the good word as fast as i can. I make all my friends watch him... it is required to be my friend

have you seen "We know where you live, live!"? It's got lots of good comedians in it, but Eddie is hosting it. the best bit is the 4 Yorkshire men. FRIGGIN' HILLARIOUS!

 

[Half-Cat]

hahahaha! Was that the first time you'd seen him Half-Cat? That was the first one I saw on HBO years ago and I fell in love.

"There's nobody here! excuse me. There's nobody here! Who the fuck are these guys?"

Yep! I was channel surfing and ran across his show. The first thing I thought was "Who the fuck is this?" Then he went into his routine about Native Americans and I damn near pissed myself laughing (and I'm part Choctaw and Cherokee). Been a fan ever since.

 

[John Doe]

I bet Dame Edna kicks his ass. Sure, she's got purple hair, but nobody's perfect.

 

[the nameless]

*sigh* he's not. but i'm spreading the good word as fast as i can. I make all my friends watch him... it is required to be my friend

have you seen "We know where you live, live!"? It's got lots of good comedians in it, but Eddie is hosting it. the best bit is the 4 Yorkshire men. FRIGGIN' HILLARIOUS!

No. Unfortunatly, he's not on tv a great deal here anymore. He was on a car magazine program called top gear a short while back, he's a fascinating person too. He says when he goes shopping for clothes - male and female - he tells the clerks he is trying it on instead of asking, so they don't turn him down. He says he want's to be a woman but still be a man. and he also said people always give him little gifts like flowers and femanine things, but he would actually like gifts such as gadgets and technolagy, and says he loves guns.
He's the personifacation of contradiction.

Oh and when he was on top gear, he was wearing mens clothes.

 

[JohnnyA]

I've told all my friends about Eddie. I love his approach to stand up comedy. His history lessons are classic, and his bit about "what if" the British had made Star Wars.

I will try to find a few mp3s of him to post.

 

[JohnnyA]

Click on this link, then at the new website scroll down a bit and click on the link for the Mp3. It should give you an option to open or save. If that doesn't happen right click on the link and "Save as"
http://www.easy-share.com/9722/Eddie Izzard - Hitler and Britain (1).mp3.html