HOWDEEEEEE Ya'll

[SaraEast]

Yes it's true this is all new to me as well as you! I am so happy that you folks found this place to talk and post to each other. One question though....Where's the orgy!? LOL I am so glad to see so many people staying together as friends. That's the sort of thing one talks about for years to come.
***HUGS****
SaraEast

 

[AusTess]

Friends?


Yeah,uhuh,that's it.

friends.

*Nods and backs away slowly*

 

[LukkyKnight]

Welcome to our asylum, Sara, did you have a reservation? If not there's room in the bar...

 

[BustyTheClown]

Tess, is that really you in your av? If so, your breasts fascinate me...

 

[AusTess]

Please keep all posts to the theme of the thread.
Lets not get sidetracked by my fascinating breasts.

 

[CarolineOh]

Welcome, Sara!

 

[MissTaken]

Hello Sara,

Welcome to lit.

(Keeping to theme thread)



*small digression to follow*

Aren't Tess' breasts wonderful and fascinating?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Please keep all posts to the theme of the thread.
Lets not get sidetracked by my fascinating breasts.

Rule #1, only daughter can really foil a threadjacking by force of will.
Rule #2, fascinating breasts will cause more threads to go astray than any other...um... any...um... I'm sorry, what was I saying?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: Aren't Tess' breasts wonderful and fascinating?

Like two little eyes that keep following me...

 

[AusTess]

Stop it.

I will take NO responsibilty for the hijacking of this thread.
I want it noted that i begged for the thread to be kept on theme.





Now you may carry on as you see fit.

 

[AusTess]

You are all a pack of twisted fucks.

 

[missy2]

Boy Sara,for a "virgin",you really get around!Glad you joined us here!LOL missy2(can you believe it,there's another of me around here somewhere)!

 

[LukkyKnight]

You are all a pack of twisted fucks.

Well duh, you just figured that out now?

 

[AusTess]

Hang on.

Do Twisted Fucks come in packs?
or gaggles?
or herds?
Schools?
Flocks?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I am hearing there is being the orgy the here? Let us be the naked now and the rolling around on the floor!

 

[BustyTheClown]

You are all a pack of twisted fucks.

Fine, I accept full responsibility of the hijacking of this thread... I hope you took my post as a compliment, and I didn't mean to distract anyone. I should have PMed you, but didn't want to seem like a freak... I'll keep further compliments to myself.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Sara....

....Sara, you have been a very bad little girl Sara!
You have been lurking here, Sara!
You must pay the price for that Sara!

You are the ORGY!!!

Bend over and grab the table firmly, you will want to hold on!!

RhumbRunner

 

[Guest]

Welcome Sara.

Sara, did you happen to notice AusTess's breasts?

 

[SexySlut2]

Just wanted to stop by and say welcome to Lit!

 

[AusTess]

Fine, I accept full responsibility of the hijacking of this thread... I hope you took my post as a compliment, and I didn't mean to distract anyone. I should have PMed you, but didn't want to seem like a freak... I'll keep further compliments to myself.

Like fuck yuou will.

All compliments directed at my breasts will be proclaimed loudly and publically wherever and whenever the mood strikes you.

 

[LukkyKnight]

The proper collective for a "group" of twisted fuck is not herd, or any of the other well-known possibilities you suggested, Tess. First, though, you should be made aware that the collective for lit posters is an exaltation. The term you're looking for is "crotch" - a crotch of twisted fucks.

I love my Oxford...

 

[AusTess]

*Spews coke all over monitor*


Thanks.

I'll be back when i've cleaned up.