Gravity, relativity, quantum theory, string theory: bogus. The hidden truth: All temporal-spatial and mass-energy effects are the work of demons. Big demon; wee little demons; barely conveivable demons. Yes, it's demons all the way down, and back.
We can stimulate and provoke these demons to do stuff that LOOKS like we've physically manipulated elements and equations according to what LOOK like the rules of science. But really, it takes magick. Here at LIT we should focus on Sex Magick. That'll move ya!
Next module: How to find and tame unicorns by wishing really, really hard.
There is no emoticon to express here. seriously.