How young is to young

I'm just 50
no way would I frack a 70-year old
work a 5/7 day job, cook, clean after him in the toilet 12/24, do That
AND feign gratitude for landing a man
better single forever
Wow your kind of bitter.

Who put the spiny cactus in your cucumber drawer?
 
At Uppark, now a National Trust property, in the early 19th century, the elderly owner heard a dairy maid singing in the dairy. He proposed to her although he was in his seventies and she was 21.

When they married she became Lady Fetherstonehaugh. He sent her to Paris to learn how to be a Lady. She kept him alive into his 90s and then inherited the estate, and when she died, she passed the estate to her younger sister.

Even in his younger days. Lord Fetherstonehaugh was seen as eccentric. One of his mistresses when he was young was Emma, later Lady Hamilton, who became Admiral Nelson's mistress. When Nelson was killed at Waterloo, Lord Fetherstonehaugh was one of the few people who supported Emma and her daughter financially.

Lord Fethertsonehaugh never regretted marrying a woman that much younger.
Nelson was killed at the battle of Trafalgar in 1805……
 
The first time we lowered the limit was a young woman who had contacted us before she turned 18, of course we declined.

Over the next few months she kept in contact with us expressing her desire to be with us.

It was a great ego boost for both of us who were in our mid forties at the time.

The weekend after her birthday we finally invited her to spend the weekend with us. That led to many nights of fun for all three of us until she graduated college and took a job on the west coast.

The second time was a early twenties married couple who we met at a swingers meet n greet. They also wanted to be with a much older couple.

I brought this up because we are facing the same situation as the second again. A couple in their mid twenties has approached us to be their first foray into swinging. They have had quite a few threesome's so they shouldn't have any issues that new people often have.

Setting aside a hard rule isn't something we do easily, but after talking it through we have decided to go ahead and at least have dinner with them and see if there is as much chemistry in person as there is electronically.

"Of course we declined" really should have been the end of that particular story.
 
At Uppark, now a National Trust property, in the early 19th century, the elderly owner heard a dairy maid singing in the dairy. He proposed to her although he was in his seventies and she was 21.

When they married she became Lady Fetherstonehaugh. He sent her to Paris to learn how to be a Lady. She kept him alive into his 90s and then inherited the estate, and when she died, she passed the estate to her younger sister.

Even in his younger days. Lord Fetherstonehaugh was seen as eccentric. One of his mistresses when he was young was Emma, later Lady Hamilton, who became Admiral Nelson's mistress. When Nelson was killed at Waterloo, Lord Fetherstonehaugh was one of the few people who supported Emma and her daughter financially.

Lord Fethertsonehaugh never regretted marrying a woman that much younger.

ogg, it's creepy.
Many Litsters haven't caught up with it, because you're a fountain of knowledge and culture & over 70
but you keep trying to normalize creepy shit

ETA
butters brow-beats us daily with her wokenness.
so she should call out Brits. like ogg and Prince Andrew, too. Not just Americans.
Has she ever?
 
Last edited:
At Uppark, now a National Trust property, in the early 19th century, the elderly owner heard a dairy maid singing in the dairy. He proposed to her although he was in his seventies and she was 21.

When they married she became Lady Fetherstonehaugh. He sent her to Paris to learn how to be a Lady. She kept him alive into his 90s and then inherited the estate, and when she died, she passed the estate to her younger sister.

Even in his younger days. Lord Fetherstonehaugh was seen as eccentric. One of his mistresses when he was young was Emma, later Lady Hamilton, who became Admiral Nelson's mistress. When Nelson was killed at Waterloo, Lord Fetherstonehaugh was one of the few people who supported Emma and her daughter financially.

Lord Fethertsonehaugh never regretted marrying a woman that much younger.
Waterloo was a land battle and Nelson had been dead for ten years when it took place.
 
Waterloo was a land battle and Nelson had been dead for ten years when it took place.
Oops. Thanks Older Pervert and Sean. Trafalgar!

PS: I ought to have known better. When I was young I practised cutlass swinging with naval cutlasses that had been discarded as being too beat up after Trafalgar for reissue. Dozens of them were hanging on the wall of my father's office.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top