how would you help poor mariah carey get over her breakdown?

[rambling man]

How about bending her over a podium, hiking up that $5,000 sarong, ripping off that thong and making her sing my tune? That should help her feel better!

 

[TN_Vixen]

How About

taking away her house, car, jewels, clothes, money and plunking her spoiled ass down in a housing project for a month to GET REAL.

 

[rambling man]

some people do need a grip on reality...she obviously doesnt have one

 

[doctor_insanus]

I don't know about her, but both of those suggestions made me feel better!

 

[miles]

Give in to the slut-bitch and let her fuck me one more time, then hope she will finally leave me alone.

Can you say "Fatal Attraction"?

Bitch.

 

[TN_Vixen]

miles?

so you fuck monkeybait?

 

[Mistress]

how would you help poor mariah carey get over her break down?

Shoot Her.

 

[miles]

Mistress

Most excellent idea.

 

[miles]

On second thought, let my icon fuck her.

 

[Sephiroth]

You people know you're going straight to HELL, right?

 

[Markov Cain]

Naw, gonna take a detour, stop at Sparky's first. One for the road.

 

[rambling man]

it's rare i laugh out loud from something i see on the internet but miles did it


celeb lover just set up mariah


for when i get to hell, what do you think i will be hearing!! ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH......that inane crooning for all eternity......pleeeaaaseee, i'll be good, i promise, just a few minutes of lynyrd skynyrd or pearl jam....no more mariah carey!

 

[Sephiroth]

Bite me, dough boy!

 

[rambling man]

i will if you stop living your life vicariously through someone as plastocene as Mariah Carey

 

[Siren]

How would I help her overcome her breakdown?

 

[nasty]

Better idea

Have all those "Diva's" you mentioned stop by my apartment for a good fuck.

 

[Mistress]

You people know you're going straight to HELL, right?

We post on a porn board...we all are going to hell.....

 

[MissTaken]

Follow me then.......

...if posting on a porn board is enough, I am well on my way there already!

But lets have a great time as we go.

As far as poor Mariah goes, she can follow my tired ass for a day and then decide she needs to have a break down! lol

 

[nasty]

Poor Mariah

As I posted on the other thread, she has nothing to wine about. MY GOD, she's making millions, entertaining the masses, what else does she want? It's her chosen proffession, so she should just should have fun with it, and STOP BITCHING!!!!!!!

 

[Siren]

They may work hard but it is work they adore and are

 

[Dillinger]

She wasn't bad - but I've had better.

 

[nasty]

I like that analagy

LOL. I can understand their frusturation about working hard, but, I can't say it enough, HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!!!! That's what it's all about.

 

[swtbethie]

Re: They may work hard but it is work they adore and are

adored for.....

how many of us get awards, adulation, tons of money, people fawning over us, big mansions, first class everything, and people applauding us when we step into the office every day?


Feel sorry?

Yea, about as sorry for her as the ant I stepped on today.

exactly my thoughts, I'll take her life over mine any day

 

[Siren]

I think that this is the most consistent agreement

 

[Weird Harold]

some people do need a grip on reality...she obviously doesnt have one

I watched the pictures of Maria on the news, and listened to the litany of incidents leding up to this stay in a hostpital fo "a breakdown."

If she were my kid, I'd be going through her room looking for her stash because it sure sounded like "Signs your kid may be taking drugs" from all of the anti-drug commercials.