Wickid Cherry Pie
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How do you get over or even with a BF who is a cheating rat bastard? 
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Wickid Cherry Pie said:How do you get over or even with a BF who is a cheating rat bastard?
Let me take care of ya Hun...Might be just what the doctor ordered....a nice middle-aged good looking Canadian to start an affair with...You get over and even in one go...lol
Just an idea!
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Hmm...pretty good idea if you ask me.
Sphinx220 said:Let me take care of ya Hun...Might be just what the doctor ordered....a nice middle-aged good looking Canadian to start an affair with...You get over and even in one go...lol
Just an idea!
Hmm...pretty good idea if you ask me.
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Darlin'...How about I get my plane out there and pick you up...come out for the weekend...or if you've got some time...come out for the week....I can have you here in a couple of hours
Wickid Cherry Pie said:Hmm...pretty good idea if you ask me.
Darlin'...How about I get my plane out there and pick you up...come out for the weekend...or if you've got some time...come out for the week....I can have you here in a couple of hours
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Hmmmm...
Okay, so I know it probably wouldn't work in practice, but the theory was so good I couldn't help but post it.
What if you, say, grabbed his tube of lube... (I know, this borders on the hypothetical) and emptied it... then replaced the contents with bengay?
Or smear the stuff on the inside of a couple pairs of boxers he hasn't retrieved from your place yet?
Just a coupla ideas...
And although he probably wouldn't horribly dislike it, I have to bring up Sheath's cucumber salad, this being a revengeish thread. Do love that recipe.
Ang
Okay, so I know it probably wouldn't work in practice, but the theory was so good I couldn't help but post it.
What if you, say, grabbed his tube of lube... (I know, this borders on the hypothetical) and emptied it... then replaced the contents with bengay?
Or smear the stuff on the inside of a couple pairs of boxers he hasn't retrieved from your place yet?
Just a coupla ideas...
And although he probably wouldn't horribly dislike it, I have to bring up Sheath's cucumber salad, this being a revengeish thread. Do love that recipe.
Ang
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This sounds like it could turn into a gangbang...
Seriously, the best revenge is living well, as I have learned from experience. Miserable excuses for human beings get what is coming to them, the best thing for you to do is get on with your life, and know that ultimately you are a better person than him.
Seriously, the best revenge is living well, as I have learned from experience. Miserable excuses for human beings get what is coming to them, the best thing for you to do is get on with your life, and know that ultimately you are a better person than him.
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Cucumber salad???
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Sheath has a great recipie for some cucumber salad :: giggles ::
but... if you want to be really malicious about it.... get some bologna. Yes, Bologna... and put it on his car (not the windows) w/in an hour or few... it eats the paint.
Have a yard sale with everything you have of his.
Use the money you get to splurge on something you've been eyeing.
Give it to charity.
Put a personal add in the paper (in the personals of course) make him up real slutty and wanting it... with his real phone number.
but... if you want to be really malicious about it.... get some bologna. Yes, Bologna... and put it on his car (not the windows) w/in an hour or few... it eats the paint.
Have a yard sale with everything you have of his.
Use the money you get to splurge on something you've been eyeing.
Give it to charity.
Put a personal add in the paper (in the personals of course) make him up real slutty and wanting it... with his real phone number.
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Just curious...does the cucumber salad involve using a cucumber to satisfy my needs and then tossing it into a salad?
If so then...that's wicked, I
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If so then...that's wicked, I
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Yes, I do agree with that too. I'm just in a vindictive mood at the moment. I'm a firm believer of the mantra what goes around comes around.
I'm a firm believer of the mantra what goes around comes around.
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Revenge is little fun if your victim doesn't know what is happening or why. Further, you want something that keeps going all by itself while you go about your life. We Noo Yawkas are experts in the topic.
Give the gift that keeps on taking....
Donate 25 bucks in a money order to the local chapter of the Jehovah's Witlesses, in his name. Be sure to include his name, address, telephone number and work number if you have it. They WILL NEVER LET HIM GO!
Got some naughty pics that include him and yourself (but with most of you hidden)? Send them via email to him telling him how much you enjoyed that time you had together. "Accidently" include parents, pastor/priest/boss and coworkers in the routing of the email.
Here's another idea.
Take a photo you find online for some lingerie that you KNOW would have driven him wild. Send it to him via email, but address it like it was supposed to go to another guy, thank this other guy for the "present" of the lingerie and say you'll be more than happy to wear it for your next date with him. Then go into explicit detail as to what you intend to do with him. Shock the ex-bf by being extremely submissive to this new guy. Make it sound like the new guy is not only head over heels with you, but loaded as well.
Do you know the other woman? Got her phone number?
Call her saying you was the County Health Clinic and that she needed to come in for a STD checkup A.S.A.P. and to bring a urine sample. Due to the fact that a gentleman had given her name as someone that he had sexual contact within the past 90 days. When she asks who, tell her you can't reveal the name. Stress the importance of her seeing a doctor immediately, or coming down to the clinic. AND TO BRING A LIST OF NAMES of whom she's been with in the last 90 days.
Want to REALLY piss him off? Sleep with his brother or best friend, and afterwards make some comments about how bad he was in bed. What a small dick he had etc... Believe me, he'll find out about it.
The long and short of it is you want your revenge to be as annoying as possible, but not result in criminal/civil action against you. So spiking his gas tank with coke, or peeing on his front lawn aren't mentioned here.
Give the gift that keeps on taking....
Donate 25 bucks in a money order to the local chapter of the Jehovah's Witlesses, in his name. Be sure to include his name, address, telephone number and work number if you have it. They WILL NEVER LET HIM GO!
Got some naughty pics that include him and yourself (but with most of you hidden)? Send them via email to him telling him how much you enjoyed that time you had together. "Accidently" include parents, pastor/priest/boss and coworkers in the routing of the email.
Here's another idea.
Take a photo you find online for some lingerie that you KNOW would have driven him wild. Send it to him via email, but address it like it was supposed to go to another guy, thank this other guy for the "present" of the lingerie and say you'll be more than happy to wear it for your next date with him. Then go into explicit detail as to what you intend to do with him. Shock the ex-bf by being extremely submissive to this new guy. Make it sound like the new guy is not only head over heels with you, but loaded as well.
Do you know the other woman? Got her phone number?
Call her saying you was the County Health Clinic and that she needed to come in for a STD checkup A.S.A.P. and to bring a urine sample. Due to the fact that a gentleman had given her name as someone that he had sexual contact within the past 90 days. When she asks who, tell her you can't reveal the name. Stress the importance of her seeing a doctor immediately, or coming down to the clinic. AND TO BRING A LIST OF NAMES of whom she's been with in the last 90 days.
Want to REALLY piss him off? Sleep with his brother or best friend, and afterwards make some comments about how bad he was in bed. What a small dick he had etc... Believe me, he'll find out about it.
The long and short of it is you want your revenge to be as annoying as possible, but not result in criminal/civil action against you. So spiking his gas tank with coke, or peeing on his front lawn aren't mentioned here.
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OK, let's be ultra-mean:
Pull on a pair of gloves, go to a magazine rack, and grab about 75 magazine subscription cards...I think you see where I am going with this?
Pull on a pair of gloves, go to a magazine rack, and grab about 75 magazine subscription cards...I think you see where I am going with this?
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i once contacted the new g/f of an ex - and gave her a list of phone numbers, telling her these were the only places i could find that supplied adult diapers, bottles and cots!
she left him that day.
and i once had 7 tons of topsoil delivered C.O.D. to an ex's house.......
she left him that day.
and i once had 7 tons of topsoil delivered C.O.D. to an ex's house.......
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Damn!
Okay guys, this thread has lit up so many lightbulbs in my lil head, but most of all, your posts have brought a smile to my face, and that is something that was much needed. Thanks!
Okay guys, this thread has lit up so many lightbulbs in my lil head, but most of all, your posts have brought a smile to my face, and that is something that was much needed. Thanks!
Putting meat in his hubcaps, or fish hooked on top of his muffler.
The meat takes awhile, but the fish getting cooked on that exhaust fume funk... now that's a stench.
Best part is it'll take him FOREVER to find out where the hell the smell is coming from, and by that stage the car will be useless - stunk through inside and out.
The meat takes awhile, but the fish getting cooked on that exhaust fume funk... now that's a stench.
Best part is it'll take him FOREVER to find out where the hell the smell is coming from, and by that stage the car will be useless - stunk through inside and out.
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