How to write a Sex menu?

[psyche1973]

How to write a Sex menu? Ok, I heard about this "Sex Menu" that some couple had on Dr. Phil, didn't catch the show though. I guess a lot of people were disgusted by it, I don't know if there was actually money changing hands or what, I don't really care if there was. I would like to make a sex menu for some fun role play with my sexy husband and I'd like some help with ideas.

So, calling all creative types help me with a sex menu. Creative names for sex acts, with lucious descriptions. No need to post prices, lets pretend it's one of those "if you have to ask you can't afford it" restaurants!

 

[subwannabe]

They actually have sex menus at the "ranches" or legal brothels in Nevada. You can view them online.

 

[psyche1973]

They actually have sex menus at the "ranches" or legal brothels in Nevada. You can view them online.

Thanks for the tip, I was looking for something a little more imaginative than just spelling out sex acts or calling things "blank party."

No creative types out there?
*sigh* Oh well....