How to Win Enemies and Influence (Manipulate) People - by ZigMuffler

[KillerMuffin]

GRRRRRRRR I want some raw meat, fresh troll, anything!!!

I'm being a bitch today, snap snap growl snarl and all of that rot. I just made one of my best friends in IRC chat swear he was going to hack my hard drive and wipe it clean if I kept it up, and he's the sweetest guy out there. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGHGHGHGHHGHGHGG.

I need to get the roast and a butcher knife out and make some stew meat.

I also seem to being doing my best to piss of people on the SRP board as well. Greeeeeat. Bitch moan groan laugh like an idiot grumble.

No guys, its not that time of the month for extreme bitch to kick in, that was last week. I should be mellow and happy.

Maybe its female blue balls. I haven't actually gotten laid in weeks. Lack of sex is killer.

Any ideas???

 

[Cheyenne]

In my case it is being sick that causes me to be the royal bitch. Friday night I just about told my best friend to go fuck himself- highly uncharacteristic for me. My only suggestion is if you know you are in such a bitchy mood, stay away from people until it blows over. It will cut down on the apologies needed later.

 

[Magic Merlin]

*peeks in. seeing its safe walks to middle of thread*


I hear bobtoad is available for that sort of thing, KM.


**tears out of thread before KM throws her butcher knife at me**

Just joking, KM....

 

[Canucklehead922]

Ignore Cheyenne, Killer!

You wouldn't believe how much of a release it is to take a sledgehammer and go out for a night on the town.

Might not help to get you sex, though.

 

[Cheri]

Miss Thing you need to laugh or exercise. So either take your ass out for a run or find yourself some hysterically obnoxiously funny movie to watch! I'd suggest the classics Inspector Clouseau or Monty Python. And as you watch eat lots of spicy and or chocolaty foods.

 

[R Nitelight]

Gary Gorman

Then you really didn't find my enormous penis laughable?

 

[Bliss]

I'd suggest the classics Inspector Clouseau or Monty Python. And as you watch eat lots of spicy and or chocolaty foods.

Excellent idea, Cher. I coded until my eyeballs were red, and then pushed myself another two hours until I realized the reason that I couldn't see the screen was because the poor things were closing.

Heading off to Blockbuster to find the original Kato (poo on Kaelin!) sounds like a wonderful suggestion. Thanks!

 

[Always]

You wanna mellow out?

watch a bunch of cheech & chong movies.

 

[Bobtoad777]

*peeks in. seeing its safe walks to middle of thread*


I hear bobtoad is available for that sort of thing, KM.


**tears out of thread before KM throws her butcher knife at me**

Just joking, KM....

How come I always get volunteered these jobs?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I made one and a half recipes of devil's food cake. I'm still eating half of it. I feel better. Fatter, but better. The stew meat is entirely too tenderized, but that will make it lovely when its all done boiling.

My StudMuffin called and that made everything all better, even if he doesn't go for that kind of s-- uh, nevermind.

But since you did bring it up, its not your peepee Gary, its your ego. I'm not so long in the tooth that I'm already a mercy fuck baby. Quite the opposite, I would consider you a mercy fuck. You should be slobberingly grateful. But you don't have to be.

I'm going to wait til its 85F (not centigrade!!!) and go jogging. See if I can still put the mileage on.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sweetie shush ive been using you as my punching bag for over a month now!!

 

[*Eve*]

Re: GRRRRRRRR I want some raw meat, fresh troll, anything!!!

No guys, its not that time of the month for extreme bitch to kick in, that was last week. I should be mellow and happy.
Maybe its female blue balls. I haven't actually gotten laid in weeks. Lack of sex is killer.

Any ideas???

LOL, well I get cranky around that time of the month, and my friends usually steer clear, but you have a good point about the female balls thing. Sometimes when it's been a while for me too I may get a little edgy.
Dr. Eve recommends that you go get you a piece of ass and soon.