How to turn a guy off

[abiamarie]

Is there an automatic 'off' button for guys, just something that will get them to be less horny immediately if he is getting too turned on in public and you'd rather it happens somewhere more private?

 

[Guest]

 

[killallhippies]

different people have different limits.

 

[abiamarie]

I guess you could always shit your pants

Too messy. Very gross.

I meant temporarily turn him off, not make him feel forever disgusted by me.

 

[SexyChele]

Point to some great looking guy and tell him how much you'd like to be watching him suck the other guy's cock?

Hmmm...might turn him off permanently. Sorry, skip it.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

try this:
"Danm! This feels MUCH better now that I am a woman!"

 

[Guest]

try this:
"Danm! This feels MUCH better now that I am a woman!"

LOL, that could do it.
Also, talk a LOT about your ex-b/f and the things you did.
Guys love that info.

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

my personal favorite is a beautiful woman. tight body, beautiful face, IQ of a invertibrate.
Total turn off.
If you got to remember to breath, your not for me.

 

[Guest]

also, ladies who discuss their illness- pancreatitis, irritable bowel syndrome, vaginal cysts, eczeyma (sp?), etc. Babe, want me to tell you about my ingrown hairs? Ok then.
Another thing that will turn a guy off- a sex life that is a bit too kinky (ie, sharp objects, relatives, etc.)

 

[apexpark]

I guess you could always shit your pants

ya know, some guys are into that.

 

[Hurricane1484]

You could try the more suttle approach and grab him by the balls and tell him to wait till later. lol I don't know Just thought I'd get in on the thread.

 

[abiamarie]

You could try the more suttle approach and grab him by the balls and tell him to wait till later. lol I don't know Just thought I'd get in on the thread.

Lovely idea, Hurricane1484. I'll have to try that.

 

[hogjack]

a

de sade had a fine list going.

Hitting on his mother might do it. Wait, that could be considered hot depending.

Uh, using a pet nickname on a guy like "Shrivel Dick" or "Spermicide" might work.


I dunno. This is a tough task. Guys will fuck, just about anything made up of atoms.

 

[abiamarie]

Re: a

de sade had a fine list going.

Hitting on his mother might do it. Wait, that could be considered hot depending.

Uh, using a pet nickname on a guy like "Shrivel Dick" or "Spermicide" might work.


I dunno. This is a tough task. Guys will fuck, just about anything made up of atoms.

True, De Sade's list was very good

Unfortunately I have no illnesses I am aware of... and the nicknames can be pretty harsh.

His mom hates me and I'm already in enough trouble with her, so hitting on her is not an option.

 

[SexyGiggles]

Is there an automatic 'off' button for guys, just something that will get them to be less horny immediately if he is getting too turned on in public and you'd rather it happens somewhere more private?

Um, why would you want to turn him off?? Just tease him...let him get as turned on as he's going to get, and tease the heck out of him...ahhh, i love torturing the horny ones....

 

[lovechild27]

You could pick your nose and wipe it on his shirt....

 

[DuckLover]

You're question seemed more about delaying sex than about getting rid of an unwanted guy; a lot of suggestions given would be very effective at the latter, but of debatable usefulness for the former.

You might try SexyGiggles' suggestion of teasing with a caveat-- tell him (discreetly) that if he behaves now (while in public) than you will make it worth the wait when you get back to the apt/house/hotel. The more specific you can be about the reward, the better.

Another suggestion, building on what is often said on the boards (and the cornerstone of my relationship with SG) is talking. Not when he's getting frisky, but some other time. Tell him how you feel when he's being indiscreet. Ask him if he's aware of the inappropriateness of his behavior. Certainly reassure him that you find him attractive, but explain that you don't always want to make out in front of the whole world. You may be able to work out some kind of signal that says "You're going a bit too far..." and/or one that says "Sounds good, but LATER." If it turns out he has an interest in public sex, perhaps you could compromise and ease into it-- making out in secluded areas after dark, for example.

Good luck!

 

[Lust Engine]

What's always worked on me has been a firm NO, but then if you're into finding something a little more insideous you could always say you really have bad gas. No man in their right mind would want to go down on you if you had to fart & hopefully he's sensitive enough not to try anything as you're "bloated".

 

[deyv]

Off switch?

I don't think there's really an instant "off" button, but you could try putting him into neutral by changing the subject... like promising to take him to the Home Depot later.

 

[sheath]

Well, I'm a tease, so I would say...get him ALL worked up, baby. He's the one who will be walking around with a pup tent and you will be the sly one that all the men look at, because they KNOW why he got so hot and aroused.

But hey, if you're not a tease, then just ignore this post.

S.

 

[woodsmanchris]

you could start talking about your feelings. and if you can try and throw in "i shouldnt have to tell you , you should just know".

 

[Trainerman]

The phrase "My parents really want to meet you" seems a good one. If it is too late for that how about "Mummy keeps mentioning weddings" or alternatively " Gosh, I think I just felt the baby move". Either of these phrases will cause the average guy to have a temporary heart seizure.

If all else fails, a rapid and hard squeeze of the balls can usually be relied on to induce instant paralysis !

Enjoy!
Dave

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Lust Engine]

roflmao!

<stops laughing and goes to store to buy some Beano>

For you my darling Orchid... I know I could excuse you, but the Beano would be nice.