How to seduce.....?

[hjhjghjfhj]

so this is an odd question but what would be the easiest way to seduce my stepmother....? just take it slow like anyone else? make a few comments to her? when on a trip or somewhere sleep in same bed and try to get closer to her? or just get drunk together and see what happens?
before you think about my "dad" or anything i'm adopted and she's not married so wont' have to worry about that.....

 

[JamieB]

Hmmm

I think there's a problem with your police work, there. If she's not married, how is she your stepmother?

J

 

[hjhjghjfhj]

what you mean police work???? and like i said i'm adopted so really i'm her adopted son/step mom works the same way

 

[AgonySceneGirl]

step mom = your dads wife.

How old are you??????

 

[mjl2010]

step mom = your dads wife.

How old are you??????

Look at the name ASG. He's either a troll, HNG or he's twelve.

MJL

 

[Lalah]

He meant his adoptive mother...

There's no magical way to do this. You know her, we don't. Do what you think is best.

 

[Mitsouko]

You don't. I would have thought you would have understood this by now.

I suppose it is possible that all stupid posts about seducing various female members of ones family are all different idiots who want to screw up their families just to get laid, but I highly doubt it.

You are a child to her, and considering the crap adoptive mothers go through to get vetted I'll bet she isn't a pedophile. Give it up!

 

[SoleDesire]

You find another woman?

who reminds you of her? Contrary to popular belief on literotica, moms generally don't want to have sex with their sons. Even adopted ones.

Depending on the circumstances, though, their sons' friends....

 

[arturobraganza]

try to do it, slowly, find her addiction and things that can make her horny.

 

[hjhjghjfhj]

one i'm twenty, two the reason my name is "hjhjghjfhj" is due to that all the other names that i tried to use weren't working, so i just pushed a crap load of key's on my keyboard and tried it and this worked, and thank you to the person who pointed out that i was adopted, when i clearly stated it in my very first post

 

[humbledoll]

so this is an odd question but what would be the easiest way to seduce my stepmother....?

i'm adopted and she's not married so wont' have to worry about that.....

Okay so she is a widowed/divorced/single woman who adopted you? I suggest then that you don't use the word stepmother since that would mean that she was (at one point) married to your father.

Of course English is not my first language so I could be wrong.

Other than that I don't really have any tips for your situation.

 

[necroerotica]

Basically, you don't.

 

[subwannabe]

Any way you look at it this is at least a little sick. Assuming you are not a troll, how do you think she would feel about this if she was sober?

 

[SoleDesire]

and thank you to the person who pointed out that i was adopted, when i clearly stated it in my very first post

And yet, we're still trying to figure this out... She WAS married to your dad and adopted you?

You know, it is just barely possible that the reason we're all confused is NOT that we're idiots but that you're using the word "stepmother" incorrectly. If, for example, I insisted on calling the man I'm married to "my boyfriend" and the guy I keep on the side "my husband", people would be similarly confused.

In any event, it's not a good idea. I bet she has not been harboring a secret passion for you. There are what -- four billion?-- women on the planet. Surely at least ONE of them would be appealing to you. Unless, of course, you are the only two people trapped in an isolated research station on Antarctica...

...wanders off to post her new story idea