how to seduce my uncle's wife

[ilovematurewomen]

Guys I need some suggestions here, For a very long time I have been trying to seduce my aunt (actually she's not a blood relative she's my uncle's wife), but to no avail I was wondering if any of you guys could give me suggestions on how to go about it and if you have already experienced seducing a married older women please feel free to tell me your experience on how you seduced her....please guys help me coz everytime i see her i can't control myself ......so please help me.......

 

[Hotred911]

Well if she hasn't shown a sign of lust towards you, even after all of your previous attempts maybe she's telling you something. Like, I'm happily married to your uncle, so back off.

 

[SlickTony]

Geez Louise--where are the Billy Goats Gruff when you need them?

 

[sheath]

*snicker*

Well...if you have been trying for a long time to seduce her, and it is not working, you must simply accept the fact that she is not interested in fucking the little nephew boy.

Hate to break it to ya. Here's a rose.

S.

 

[ilovematurewomen]

I have not really tried seducing her, coz i'm quite not sure if she would be interested......But I'm sure that she's not happy with my uncle coz I always see them fight and besides he's a cocain user and a drunkard.......so please help me.....How would I know that she's interested in having me as her lover.......

 

[midwestyankee]

*snicker*

Well...if you have been trying for a long time to seduce her, and it is not working, you must simply accept the fact that she is not interested in fucking the little nephew boy.

Hate to break it to ya. Here's a rose.

S.

You are so kind. I plan to model my life after you.

 

[sheath]

You are so kind. I plan to model my life after you.

Awww, yankee! What a sweet guy you are!

You get LOTS of roses. x gazillion

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Awww, yankee! What a sweet guy you are!

You get LOTS of roses. x gazillion

S.

Shhhhh.....I'm trying to keep this side of me a secret from everyone else on Lit. To the rest of Lit I am a smartass and a flirt.

 

[lovechild27]

Just cuz your uncles a bad guy doesnt mean she will want to hop in bed with you...

 

[ABN_Ranger]

Hell y'all, just be thankful this poo flinger isn't wanting to get his sister-cousin-mom-grandma in the sack. I for one am breathing a sigh of relief.

 

[Bandit58]

JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY.......

Sorry - just recently discovered this show, funniest thing on TV IMO

 

[ReadyOne]

Be there after a fight. Let her dump on you. Leave her notes of general encouragement. Be a friend.

Do nothing sexual. (Yet.)

First you need to fill a need in her life. Then you want to become intimate, as in shared confidences, tell anything, always accepted. Make it so she looks forward to laughing and having a good time with you.

Hugs are OK, but avoid even the appearance of trying to take her to bed.

Then the day will come when she will flirt with you, and only then you can start down the road to sex.

But she has to make the first moves, and has to make each following move that that makes the relationship more physical, untill you're at the point where you're hand is inseide her pants.

If you follow all this, the message is first seduce her mind.

The bored lonely housewife doesn't go out to pick someone up. (That class of women are thoses coming stright out of a divorce and/or seeking revenge.)

The bored lonely housewife first needs to be made unbored and unlonely. After that happens, her mind will turn to sex.

 

[Bobmi357]

Be there after a fight. Let her dump on you. Leave her notes of general encouragement. Be a friend.

Do nothing sexual. (Yet.)

First you need to fill a need in her life. Then you want to become intimate, as in shared confidences, tell anything, always accepted. Make it so she looks forward to laughing and having a good time with you.

Hugs are OK, but avoid even the appearance of trying to take her to bed.

Then the day will come when she will flirt with you, and only then you can start down the road to sex.

But she has to make the first moves, and has to make each following move that that makes the relationship more physical, untill you're at the point where you're hand is inseide her pants.

If you follow all this, the message is first seduce her mind.

The bored lonely housewife doesn't go out to pick someone up. (That class of women are thoses coming stright out of a divorce and/or seeking revenge.)

The bored lonely housewife first needs to be made unbored and unlonely. After that happens, her mind will turn to sex.

Good advice from readyone, but he left out a few things.

Like being ready to run like hell when said Uncle comes after you with a gun or a machete.

And be prepared for the rest of your family to turn their backs on your for shiting on another family member. Sure she's not blood, but he is. Your contribution to the mess he's in will not be recieved warmly by your family.

 

[zhukov1943]

Indeed.

I can't see this situation ending well...

>>>And be prepared for the rest of your family to turn their backs on your for shiting on another family member. Sure she's not blood, but he is. Your contribution to the mess he's in will not be recieved warmly by your family.

 

[Mistress K]

I'd give it up sonny jim - you've got no hope.

Just because you're not blood related, doesn't mean she doesn't see you as family, and therefore off limits.

Is a fuck really worth being condemned by your family??

 

[Mskey]

...oh dear lord in heaven!

must...not....must...not...awwww damnit I can't fight it!!!

troll here's a bridge....get over it! SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

WHEW!!! That felt good...can't keep stuff like that bottled up or I'll explode!!

Now in the event you're not a troll ...

Is screwing over your uncle who is a blood relation worth whatever imagined thrill you think you'll get by fucking his wife? Is it worth destroying your family dynamic to bust a nut with a woman who has expressed- by your own admission- no damn intersest in you?
Is it worth all the drama and the bull shit to fufill some adolescent Mrs. Robinson fantasy about " doing" an older woman?

It isn't! Move on! Find someone you're not related to- by blood or marriage- who actually responds to your advances and screw like bunnies but leave your damned aunt alone!!!!

 

[Mary Hall]

FUCKING TROLLS PISS ME OFF

 

[ReadyOne]

A man should have the pleasure of dieing by the method of his own choosing.

(Besides, you'all like playing with the trolls!)

 

[midwestyankee]

FUCKING TROLLS PISS ME OFF

You know, there's a whole thread devoted to this now:

Things that piss you off

and I can imagine a Mary Hall entry starting off with this very item.

 

[Mary Hall]

and I can imagine a Mary Hall entry starting off with this very item.

I have a list of things that piss me off

 

[ilovematurewomen]

Be there after a fight. Let her dump on you. Leave her notes of general encouragement. Be a friend.

Do nothing sexual. (Yet.)

First you need to fill a need in her life. Then you want to become intimate, as in shared confidences, tell anything, always accepted. Make it so she looks forward to laughing and having a good time with you.

Hugs are OK, but avoid even the appearance of trying to take her to bed.

Then the day will come when she will flirt with you, and only then you can start down the road to sex.

But she has to make the first moves, and has to make each following move that that makes the relationship more physical, untill you're at the point where you're hand is inseide her pants.

If you follow all this, the message is first seduce her mind.

The bored lonely housewife doesn't go out to pick someone up. (That class of women are thoses coming stright out of a divorce and/or seeking revenge.)

The bored lonely housewife first needs to be made unbored and unlonely. After that happens, her mind will turn to sex.

thanks ready one i'm going to try all the things you told and hope that it will be effective thanks again.....................