How to screw in a lightbulb.

[Freya]

Demonstration below.

 

[pop_54]

hm

 

[just pet]

Hi cutie

What's up?

 

[Freya]

I'm fucking bored. Leaving in 15 minutes, and I thought I'd waste time and bother the nice people of Lit with my weird emails.

How's things?

 

[just pet]

Just trying to screw in a few lightbulbs
You know, the usual
Any good news?

 

[Freya]

Just trying to screw in a few lightbulbs
You know, the usual
Any good news?

Not a damn thing. Washed out on a quiz today, so I have to recram my brain with anatomy to pass the test next week - although I might try Honeylick's suggestion of a blowjob for marks, and see if that works. Other than work and school, life is slightly boring, albeit full, lately. I would just like to screw anywhere - lightbulbs included.

 

[just pet]

Not a damn thing. Washed out on a quiz today, so I have to recram my brain with anatomy to pass the test next week - although I might try Honeylick's suggestion of a blowjob for marks, and see if that works. Other than work and school, life is slightly boring, albeit full, lately. I would just like to screw anywhere - lightbulbs included.

I thought that was batteries included.

Anatomy can be tough, so many parts.

Study hard. I have a job opening for a massage therapist in my clinic.

 

[Ask For More]

Should have seen that one coming...

 

[Freya]

I thought that was batteries included.

Anatomy can be tough, so many parts.

Study hard. I have a job opening for a massage therapist in my clinic.

Expect me about December 2004, if all goes well. Living with a combination of you, and fairly constant sunshine would be something I'd be insane to turn down.

I'm off for darts now hun - talk to you soon.

 

[just pet]

Should have seen that one coming...

If you saw that one coming, you wouldn't need batteries.

 

[just pet]

Expect me about December 2004, if all goes well. Living with a combination of you, and fairly constant sunshine would be something I'd be insane to turn down.

I'm off for darts now hun - talk to you soon.

Your room is always ready, if you want to come home, dear


Love,
Mom