How to ruin a perfectly good....

[Chimney Sweep]

Fill in the blank. I am looking for title ideas, allowing the title to suggest the story. If you want to flesh out the idea, go for it.

I have two already: HtRaPG white girl, and HtRaPG prom dress.

Whaddya got?

 

[Thecsm]

Fill in the blank. I am looking for title ideas, allowing the title to suggest the story. If you want to flesh out the idea, go for it.

I have two already: HtRaPG white girl, and HtRaPG prom dress.

Whaddya got?

HtRaPG Block Party, and HtRaPG weekend trip to the lake. Plus HtRaPG Neighborhood

 

[CeasarBoobage]

Title: HTRAPG oral sex session
Description: Bad oysters come back to haunt you

Title: HTRAPG fantasy
Description: Vice squad arrests wife for hooking while picking up her hubby

Title: Hypothermia on the dog sled trail
Description: HTRAPG exhibitionist photo shoot

Title: HTRAPG all-hands meeting
Description: The manager of HR plays their sex tape instead of the sexual harassment training video during a world-wide all-hands meeting.

Title: HTRAPG marriage
Description: Never leave the baby's NannyCam on when your spouse is home. The babysitter isn't worth it.

 

[Hypoxia]

HtRaPG blowjob -- should have take off the braces first
HtRaPG guitar -- should have unplugged before lubing it
HtRaPG date-rape -- don't test the drugs on yourself first
HtRaPG unicorn -- they only submit to *virgins*, dummy!
HtRaPG jeep -- set parking brake before starting 4-way
HtRaPG virgin -- oy, the possibilities are almost endless

 

[CyranoJ]

Fill in the blank. I am looking for title ideas, allowing the title to suggest the story. If you want to flesh out the idea, go for it.

I have two already: HtRaPG white girl, and HtRaPG prom dress.

Whaddya got?

These ones feel kinda like what you're looking for:

HtRaPG cheerleader
HtRaPG bridal gown
HtRaPG starlet
HtRaPG housewife
HtRaPG debutante

Other attempts that were considered and feel like they suggest the opposite of something sexy, but hey, maybe you can make 'em fly:

HtRaPG fetish ball (show up in jeans!)
HtRaPG honeymoon (come down with dysentery!)
HtRaPG casting call (get stuck in traffic and miss it!)
HtRaPG orgy / gangbang (goddammit, who invited Lester again?!)
HtRaPG hood rat (finishing school!)
HtRaPG hooker (self esteem!)
HtRaPG trailer park (does anyone really want to know?)

Good luck!

 

[atariblue]

How to ruin...: Church Picnic
How to ruin...: Family Vacation
How to ruin...: Funeral
How to ruin...: Christmas Dinner
How to ruin...: Evening Dress (mom or sister's)
How to ruin...: Sex Slave
How to ruin...: Nature Walk

 

[silversword]

Two options really, person focused or situation focussed:

Person

HTRAPG - Friend
HTRAPG - Bride
HTRAPG - Teacher
HTRAPG - Police Officer

Situation

HTRAPG - Wedding
HTRAPG - Holiday
HTRAPG - Christmas Dinner
HTRAPG - Pair of Shoes

 

[Chimney Sweep]

Ooh, there is some good stuff in here. I specifically like:

Wedding - hell, I have that half written already.
Teacher - there were a few I wish I had ruined.
Funeral - HA!
Housewife - nasty thoughts on this one


Good stuff. Thank you all very much. I may have to start some new stories this weekend.