How To Replace A Watch Battery

[Lisa Denton]

If you are readin here -- you done fucked up.

Now, wal-mart and places like that will replace your battery free (so I here) but I avoid wal-mart like the plague due to a bad experience.

This is for your in-expensive watches, go to zales or a jewelry place or someplace for your good ones.

Usually you do like me, and when the battery dies you throw the watch in the watcheswithdeadbatteries drawer.

Tools you will need:
First take 3 aspirins, after fuckin with that watch you need to calm down.

Other tools you will need:
One of them big ass flashlights.
A magnifyin glass.
A teeny tiny itty bitty screwdriver.

I found a lil bitty screwdriver in my jar-o-stuffs that I don't know where I got or what I would ever need it for.

Now, after fuckin with your watch, (or, if you prefer, after that friend that was helping you fucked with it, he, he) the back is all scratched up and fucked up.

Place that big ass flashlight where it will shine on the back of the watch while you use the magnifyin glass to look closely around the edge. It is hard to see because you fucked it all up already but there is a tiny indentation there that you needed a flashlight and magnifyin glass to see.

Put you teeny tiny screwdriver in there and (don't push) twist it.

Walaa, it pops off.

I also found that some batteries is interchachable, if they are the right size, and you can take the battery out of that stupid goofy watch and put it in your favorite MickeyAndMinnieMouse watch and it might work.

I have a Seiko Divers watch that needs the special tool to take off the back and I haven't figured that out yet how to make a 3 prong tool, maybe I will take apart some of my old broken vibrators and see, any suggestions will be appreciated.

 

[mjl2010]

I also found that some batteries is interchachable, if they are the right size, and you can take the battery out of that stupid goofy watch and put it in your favorite MickeyAndMinnieMouse watch and it might work.

I have a Seiko Divers watch that needs the special tool to take off the back and I haven't figured that out yet how to make a 3 prong tool, maybe I will take apart some of my old broken vibrators and see, any suggestions will be appreciated.

I can't help with the tool. But I had a watch, fairly expensive once. The little manual said you needed a special tool to get the back off. So when the battery died I took it to a jeweler. Before I could say a word he pulled out a little pen knife from his pocket, popped the back off and replaced the battery. Uh huh. Now when I buy a watch I make sure my pocket knife will open the back.

MJL

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

The problem with the Seiko is the back screws on with a special tool. Under the back there is a gasket that has to be replaced because it wrinkles when you twist off the back. If you don't replace the gasket, it won't be water resistant.

You have to take it to a Jewler or watchmaker.

 

[oggbashan]

I go to one of my Chamber of Commerce colleagues.

He snorts at my cheap watch, pops the back off, inserts a new battery and I owe him a pint of beer next time I see him in the Angling Club.

He won't guarantee that the watch will work. He doesn't sell anything that cheap.

Og

 

[Lisa Denton]

The problem with the Seiko is the back screws on with a special tool. Under the back there is a gasket that has to be replaced because it wrinkles when you twist off the back. If you don't replace the gasket, it won't be water resistant.

You have to take it to a Jewler or watchmaker.

Oooooh, glad you said that. Since its a divers watch it prolly needs to be waterproof instead of just water resistant.

The lady at Zales drives me nuts, I think she knows I get wet as soon as I walk in the door and look at her. She gives me these lil smiles that make me blush and stammer "thank you, thank you" as I count out my money to her.

I dunno if she teases me on purpose, but I am afraid one of these days I am gonna either rip my clothes off, or dive over the counter and rip her clothes off.

The reason I really hate going there is because I usually buy all kinds of stuff I don't need or want, because she's freakin gorgeous and I want to sit on her face.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My watch has to be sent back to the manufacture for battery replacement, but what they usually do is just sent you a new watch.

Oh by the way, it also doubles as a heart monitor, so the watch is actually a mini-computer on my wrist. It does lap times, split times and calories burned calculations.

 

[Pure]

if you wear it in a different location, it measures hardness of erection, elapsed time before use, length of copulations, etc. ..

 

[TxRad]

if you wear it in a different location, it measures hardness of erection, elapsed time before use, length of copulations, etc. ..

don't forget strokes per miles and depth of penetration....

 

[Lisa Denton]

if you wear it in a different location, it measures hardness of erection, elapsed time before use, length of copulations, etc. ..

What if the battery "peters out" so to speak, during copulations?

Can his partner simply use a pen-knife to pop off the back?

Will that cost him points in the "hardness of erection" category?