How To Please Your Lover

[Always]

do exactly what they scream in their sleep.

 

[goddess_euphoria]

And if you can't get them to scream things in their sleep, try asking them questions while they're sleeping... I know I've had entire conversations with people while I was sleeping! The scariest part about this is that I've heard you can't lie when you're sleeping! :O

 

[TigerClaw]

.......

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

do exactly what they scream in their sleep.

ROO! ROO! ROO!

 

[Jester]

How about...

...listening to her(him)?

 

[Always]

this is a JOKE for you stiffpricks out there.