how to pick up women

[HARDKOREBJ]

name some ways youve picked up women.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

name some ways youve picked up women.

I put my arms around their waists and lifted

 

[Problem Child]

Vehicular manslaughter.

 

[unclej]

i play hard to get...drives 'em crazy. if that doesn't work the old fireman's carry is always there to fall back on.

 

[Sheaf_Beast]

pick up women

ya can grab em and toss over hand, but they usually dont appreciate that. If you craddle em in ya arms and talk nicely to em they usually do like that approach.

 

[Ezarc]

I am a big guy to the casual toss onto my shoulders usually works well.



17 days, 1 hour, and 25 minutes.

 

[marksgirl]

My husband like to pick me up like a bowling ball!

 

[Guest]

Vehicular manslaughter.

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So, you're hoping they somehow get entangled in the bumper or along the chassis until you get home?


(Eeek)

 

[Ezarc]

My husband like to pick me up like a bowling ball!

That is all good too.

 

[Nobby Stiles]

The reason god put two of the holes so close to each other was so you could turn women upside down and pick them up like a sixpack.

 

[marksgirl]

That is all good too.

My favorite way to get picked up!

 

[SpiceCake]

Bend with your legs while picking up grown women.

I have never tried to pick anyone up in a bar or club! I've been hit on, though. Didn't work - not once.

 

[The Heretic]

Heretic no pickup up woman - Heretic knock woman on head, drag home to cave. Easier that way.

 

[Problem Child]

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So, you're hoping they somehow get entangled in the bumper or along the chassis until you get home?


(Eeek)

I usually stop and prop them up in the passenger seat.

 

[Guest]

I usually stop and prop them up in the passenger seat.

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Hmmm...

I see. So that gets you on the H.O.V. lanes for the quick trip home, I bet.

 

[peachykeen]

You know, I'm getting the feeling SOME of you are not taking this thread very seriously at all...

 

[Guest]

You know, I'm getting the feeling SOME of you are not taking this thread very seriously at all...

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*Surprised look and open mouth, finger pointing at chest...*




Moi?

 

[phrodeau]

It beats the potential thread started by say, Frimost, titled "How to put down women".

 

[Guest]

It beats the potential thread started by say, Frimost, titled "How to put down women".

Actually it's quite similar.

 

[TheEarl]

Forklift truck?

The Earl

 

[morninggirl5]

Hey HKBJ, i thought you said in the other thread that you had a girlfriend while you were gone. How did you pick her up?

 

[acitore_vuli]

Impersonating a police officer and placing her under arrest sometimes works. If you have a bondage fetish, all the better.

 

[Guest]

flash cash to get gash

 

[Ljbonobo]

The reason god put two of the holes so close to each other was so you could turn women upside down and pick them up like a sixpack.

That's just the punchline to a really bad joke...Kinda like the one where you ask why cavemen drug their women by the hair...so they wouldn't fill up with mud of course...I apologize to anyone I may have just offended.