How To Pick Up A Woman For Sex

[KillerMuffin]

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=4370

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W.G.M.A.T.A.T.S.: Unofficial SEAL Team Six motto: We Get More Ass Then A Toilet Seat. When you think of the SEALs, you picture a military unit, guns blazing, advancing against an enemy. We do that. But, we also travel throughout the world, with documents identifying us as business men, travelers, tourists, or reporters, not necessarily American. We wear unconventional clothes and are unconventional groomed. Several of us may converge in an area using different airlines or modes of travel so that we may operate undercover. We have no trouble passing through the airport metal detectors carrying guns, knives, or bombs. We are, after all, supplied by the Christians-In-Action. CIA.

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What you do is look over the largest group of woman. You go over and ask the least attractive woman to dance. Yes, the least attractive. While dancing, you have eyes only for her. Get her to talk about herself, and keep the conversation about her. Be attentive and try to get invited to sit at her table. This may take a few dances. If she tells you anything that would make her unavailable that evening, excuse yourself and try the next group. If you get to sit with them, keep your eyes on her. If she is number four in their pecking order, one, two, and three will be pushed out of shape that you choose her. The better looking you are, the more this effect occurs. Find out as soon as possible who is the driver. Hard to pick up that woman. If your Target is the driver if she has any interest in being with you after she drops off the others.

The other three will look at the men there and decide if you are more attractive then the field, especially after talking to you some. Their body language will tell you what they think. If they are turned sideways, looking away from the table, then they are letting "four" have you. If they turn square facing to you, they have signaled that they will try to take you from four. In either case, the woman you are talking to, is flattered by your attention and really really likes it that she has upended the pecking order and has attracted this man - you. Do not abandon your girl unless she is the driver, or you are certain that the new choice is a sure thing to go with you to bed. Be aware that the process for a woman in the selection of a man that she will allow to bed her goes like this: He is reasonably attractive. He is well spoken. He is happy and makes her comfortable. He smells good. His circumstances are such that he won't interfere with her current life. She can meet him in a way where her friend don't think badly of her. There is a safe, secluded place for intimacy. As you spend time with her and she warms up, you must tell her that you would like to spend some time with her to plant the idea, and provide time for her to consider her options. It also gives her time to get horny.

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So whattya think? Is this guy on the money or is he full of it?

 

[ma_guy]

He's full of shit... Whaddya expect from a SEAL? Those guys have a lot of balls but they talk a lot of smack too.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

How To Pick Up A Woman For Sex ? By the ankles?

 

[KillerMuffin]

If he's a real SEAL I have cast iron balls.

Um. Bad analogy.

Okay. If he's a real SEAL, I produce semen from my ovaries.

 

[HeavyStick]

He's cocky in what he says, but he brings up a good point.

A guy who is willing and is interested in "Plain Jane", shows to the other ladies (IMO) he's interested in a person, not a piece of ass.

That goes a long way.

 

[Rubyfruit]

That wouldn't work on me.

 

[Lord_Cupid]

Lord Cupid Has Hijacked This Thread In Retaliation

 

[curious2c]

Now...my question is...if you gals are out partying and some guy does just this...I can picture that in my mind. heh heh

I would pay money to see the show.

 

[ma_guy]

The story looks like something lifted off of http://www.becomeaplayer.com

 

[teddybear4play]

I'm sure it's great advice if all you want to do is notch your bedpost.

I'd like to think real men wouldn't engage in such craven shallowness. But who am I kidding?

TB4p

 

[Guest]

If he's a real SEAL I have cast iron balls.

Um. Bad analogy.

Okay. If he's a real SEAL, I produce semen from my ovaries.

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Ambidextrious?

 

[Weevil]

Maybe it does work for him. Every guy has their own unique way of tricking women into their bed depending on what they can pull off.

One guy I used to know thought the best way to get girls was to let them know, right off the bat, that he was only interested in notching his bedpost.

There are many colours in the Fooling Girls Rainbow.

 

[Nora]

Well...ugh. I hate to say it, but I think he might be on to something.

I think the main thing it would depend on is how close the girls are and if they're the type of girls who'd push out #4 just to affirm for themselves that they can. I like to think that wouldn't happen among my friends, but I don't think I've ever been a witness to or recipient of this maneuver.

Either way, he's likely flattered #4 to the point that he's at least getting her for the evening. Presuming he comes off as sincere and not squicky.

I'm more than a little disturbed by the ploy, though. Conversely, just cuz it makes me wanna barf doesn't mean it wouldn't work.