How to make babies

[yoshimitsu]

Ok I was just thinking about this vid I saw of this woman who took a whole 2 liter soda bottle. Naturally my next thought was damn I bet she could pop out a baby at velocity. So my next thought is the mental image of a baby popping out of a vagina, getting about 20 feet of air and sliding across the kitchen floor.
Ooooo wait I forgot about the imbiblical cord I guess it would be more like that thing at the fair where you tie yourself to a bungee and then run away from it as fast as you can.
Anyway I am getting more and more sidetracked here.
My question is this.
Has anyone heard of stretching the vagina in preparation for birth?
I mean athletes do a ton of stretching to make sure they don't pull and tear stuff on game day. Wouldn't this help things go a lot smoother?
If you could already comfortably take the diameter of a 2 liter bottle or your SOs head a little baby doesn't seem as overwhelming right?

 

[HeavenCanWait]

You are clearly a man with two much time on his hands.

 

[SweetErika]

My question is this.
Has anyone heard of stretching the vagina in preparation for birth?
I mean athletes do a ton of stretching to make sure they don't pull and tear stuff on game day. Wouldn't this help things go a lot smoother?
If you could already comfortably take the diameter of a 2 liter bottle or your SOs head a little baby doesn't seem as overwhelming right?

Yes, it's smart to stretch in preparation for a vaginal delivery. It reduces the risk of having to have an epistiotomy (where they cut to prevent more severe tearing and other problems). My mom mentioned stretching throughout her pregnancy on the advise of her doctor, and I'll no doubt do the same, with Hubby's help. I think stretching activities will go a long way when it comes to the mental aspect of giving birth, too - I'm guessing a big part of it is knowing how to relax and confidence (much like anal play/sex, IMO).

Get back to us on the overwhelming thing when you've successfully inserted and expelled a watermelon from your ass while stressed (that's the comparison many women make to giving birth).

 

[prototypepariah]

find a stork...ok I said it yeah it was funny shut up! ok gotta another one....ready? sure? ok ...

horse walked into a bar...ouch

 

[yoshimitsu]

Get back to us on the overwhelming thing when you've successfully inserted and expelled a watermelon from your ass while stressed (that's the comparison many women make to giving birth).

If god designed me to expel watermelons I would probably start getting ready for the moment ASAP

On the bright side there are quite a lot of guys out there working on that problem for us

 

[yoshimitsu]

Hey this got moved to the playground.
I thought this was a fairly legitimate question that could benifit people

 

[DirtyKitten]

And even if it isn't a legit question, why move it here??

Has the Playground become the trash can for all the other forums or something?

 

[yoshimitsu]

It's probably just because I didn't start out all formal and serious.