How to make a man feel like shit
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This is not unacceptable to me. Since it's just us in here do you want to flirt or something?
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Funny. I generally think I'm good at flirting, but right now...I cannot even come up with a clever thing to say. I'm not going to try to win you over with an egg salad sandwich, though...I've seen what you like to do while consuming those.
It's true. Once I have that egg salad in my mouth all I want is some man meat.
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Just tell him how much bigger his friends dick is
Can't lie about this one though. All men are very open about their penis sizes with their friends.
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I don't.. unless I'm eating egg salad.
Really? Guys won't talk about their feelings, don't want to see doctors, can't talk about anything that involves showing emotions, but they talk to each other about how big their penis is? What if it's small, do they tell their mates?
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Really? Guys won't talk about their feelings, don't want to see doctors, can't talk about anything that involves showing emotions, but they talk to each other about how big their penis is? What if it's small, do they tell their mates?
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When a dude won't show you his dick or talk to you honestly about the size that's how you know it's little. As another dude.
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Really? Guys won't talk about their feelings, don't want to see doctors, can't talk about anything that involves showing emotions, but they talk to each other about how big their penis is? What if it's small, do they tell their mates?
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he's messing with you, kiddo.
guys* will talk about their deep-seeded fears and childhood anxieties before they say word one about their cocks to each other.
* straight guys, that is
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Can we be friends? I figure if that's all there is you have no power over me.
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Really? Guys won't talk about their feelings, don't want to see doctors, can't talk about anything that involves showing emotions, but they talk to each other about how big their penis is? What if it's small, do they tell their mates?
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Why do you think we don't talk about our feelings? It's just sharing them the way steriotypical women want to that's looked down upon. I generally know why my friends are pissed or sad or happy, we just don't have hour long conversations about it.
"I'm so pissed my dad shot me"
"I bet"
Is the entire conversation.
"You wanna go do something?"
"Nah man, my dog died. Kinda bummed."
"Want me to bring some drinks?"
"Yeah, alright."
You don't need to have a fucking hour long conversation to convey emotion unless you're a dumbass who has no empathy. I honestly don't think women do that in their secret woman bathroom meetings or whatever either because it's fucking stupid. We share the same cultural humanity, we know what elicits emotions and how to react to them.
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only with chocolate sauce.
dark, warm chocolate sauce drizzled over every white round scoop...
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Backhanded compliments accompanied by chuckling.
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It's not something you have to talk about. If you're friends long enough you'll see him naked. You'll get drunk and puke on his pants and he'll have to change or you'll go swimming or it'll be laundry day. Shit happens over the course of a friendship.
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So not my experience of being around them.
Emotions are more taboo than cock size from what I listen to.
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maybe they open up more around you as a woman.
when guys are around guys the assumption is that they're all packing bazookas and are expert marksmen, slap each other on the back and share big belly laughs about their conquests.
which is why i don't have many guys friends anymore.
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