How to land a Mature BBW?

[lovematurebbws]

I'm a married 36 year old and have always wanted to bang an older married bbw. For all the guys that have accomplished this or mature curvy women that have banged a younger man, please reply! Any true stories are always helpful. Cheers!

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

I'm a married 36 year old and have always wanted to bang an older married bbw. For all the guys that have accomplished this or mature curvy women that have banged a younger man, please reply! Any true stories are always helpful. Cheers!

PM VaticanAssassin. He's a married man who chases after BBW prostitutes. We always tell him he needs to get checked out before going back home to the wife. But the bastard is sure to have lots of stories for you.

 

[jezzilee]

Perhaps, just maybe, you want to rush to the fetish forum. You are going to get nothing but grief here.

 

[lovetoread]

I'm a married 36 year old and have always wanted to bang an older married bbw. For all the guys that have accomplished this or mature curvy women that have banged a younger man, please reply! Any true stories are always helpful. Cheers!

apparently you dont have the correct lure

 

[Hard_Rom]

Just wait a few years while you feed the wife lots of pizza and beer. Patience, grasshopper, you will get what you deserve.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Just wait a few years while you feed the wife lots of pizza and beer. Patience, grasshopper, you will get what you deserve.

Came to say that, but bitchier.

 

[Disgustipated]

Be a decent human being - chicks seem to dig that no matter what.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Be a decent human being - chicks seem to dig that no matter what.

Chicks like pizza and beer too. Just saying.

 

[Disgustipated]

Chicks like pizza and beer too. Just saying.

And a decent man would satisfy her needs with a pie and a frosty mug.

 

[thør]

And a decent man would satisfy her needs with a pie and a frosty mug.

AND, do the dishes.

 

[MelissaBaby]

And a decent man would satisfy her needs with a pie and a frosty mug.

You said it, bub.

 

[MelissaBaby]

AND, do the dishes.

Let's not go off into wild fantasies.

 

[hsnh]

PM VaticanAssassin. He's a married man who chases after BBW prostitutes. We always tell him he needs to get checked out before going back home to the wife. But the bastard is sure to have lots of stories for you.

Oh, why did I ever think RobDownDouth was intelligent?

This tired, overused "joke" being just one in the line of many.

 

[Hard_Rom]

If the women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy.

 

[lovetoread]

Be a decent human being - chicks seem to dig that no matter what.

he has already failed that test

 

[Nipples_Mcgee1]

Oh, why did I ever think RobDownDouth was intelligent?

This tired, overused "joke" being just one in the line of many.

You're pretty fucking stupid, paki boi.

 

[adrina]

Why is it always about the sugar and alcohol?

 

[thør]

Why is it always about the sugar and alcohol?

What else is important?

 

[adrina]

What else is important?

Sex. Orgasms. Multiple orgasms. Pizza - but that was already mentioned.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Chicks like pizza and beer too. Just saying.

Works for me. I like teasing the pizza man.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should find you handy.

That only works in parts of Canada around men's clubs. Maybe at Lance's lake estate.

 

[Disgustipated]

Sex. Orgasms. Multiple orgasms. Teppen & sushi - but that was already mentioned.

Fixed it for ya, Ferm -- err--- Adrina.

 

[thør]

Sex. Orgasms. Multiple orgasms. Pizza - but that was already mentioned.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Say "pizza" again, but with descriptors.

 

[adrina]

Fixed it for ya, Ferm -- err--- Adrina.

Damn... this is going to be like the dark beer vs pilsner thing isn't it. Sigh. I'm an awful alt. I really should know Ferm's tastes better.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Say "pizza" again, but with descriptors.

Cheesy, greasy, thin crusted... I don't think that's where you were going with this...

 

[Sweetsweatymango]

Fatties are only good for pissing and shitting on.

 

[thør]

Don't overthink things.