How To Improve Women's Pro Basketball

[Marxist]

Let's face facts, the games suck and they don't get coverage because there's no sex or sizzle and most pro teams could get beat every other night by West Minion High's J.V.

This is not to say that the women aren't talented but in America we rarely reward pure talent with anything more than a handshake and swift kick in the ass.

A couple of improvements that come directly to mind:

1. Make them wear dresses. Short short tennis style skirts and white panties. Listen, if Venus and Serena can move in these puppies to catch up to a 100+ mph serve, so can the Detroit Dunking Dykes.

2. Make dunks count 10 points. The girls refuse to play above the rim even though that's what the fans really want to see. Make it worth their while to get up and grap some air. Besides, we might get a chance to see up their skirts. Camel toe anyone?

3. Outlaw Lesbian Mullets and other really ugly hairstyles. Right now the pro game is still stuck in its College Lesbian roots. Nothing wrong with girl love but if it wants to go pro and get the big ad dollars, it's got to appeal to a wider demographic like lesbians AND horny men.

Any other suggestions?

 

[Zamdrist]

Hell, make Victoria's Secret the Offical Sponser and have them all play in hot little lace and silk outfits.

Change the rules to include a penalty box, I'm in the penalty box and they gotta kiss me for 30 seconds on the clock.

 

[Marxist]

Hell, make Victoria's Secret the Offical Sponser and have them all play in hot little lace and silk outfits.

Change the rules to include a penalty box, I'm in the penalty box and they gotta kiss me for 30 seconds on the clock.

That penalty box idea is a little creepy....do you really want to kiss ALL the horsey faces in the WNBA?

 

[Zamdrist]

That penalty box idea is a little creepy....do you really want to kiss ALL the horsey faces in the WNBA?

I was gonna say they had to blow me...but that would've been a tad crude.

 

[Marxist]

I was gonna say they had to blow me...but that would've been a tad crude.

Zam, hate to break it to ya but some of these girls don't play with cock on a regular basis and your dick would look like it's been put through a meat grinder at a Polish deli.

But whatever floats your boat...

 

[TN_Vixen]

hey, I'll throw a vote in for the camel toes.

 

[Zamdrist]

Zam, hate to break it to ya but some of these girls don't play with cock on a regular basis and your dick would look like it's been put through a meat grinder at a Polish deli.

But whatever floats your boat...

Yeah, it's your fantasy thread. I'm just an innocent contributor.

 

[Marxist]

hey, I'll throw a vote in for the camel toes.

I thought you were 100% straight? You're a sexual chameleon is what you are.

 

[Marxist]

Yeah, it's your fantasy thread. I'm just an innocent contributor.

Yeah, but you're the one that wants horse faces like that Leslie chick to chew your dick to shreds...that's just plain weird.

RE: Camel toe. I'm trying to imagine the sweat and camel toe equation...I'm beginning to think that ten chicks with exposed pusses might be a bit much on the stench factor. Maybe each team ought to be assigned a team gyno / olfactory specialist just to make sure bacterial vaginosis isn't a problem.

 

[perks]

How about, instead of having the NWA own every team, have them franchised...

Oh wait, this wasn't a serious thread.

 

[Marxist]

How about, instead of having the NWA own every team, have them franchised...

Oh wait, this wasn't a serious thread.

The NWA owns the WNBA? No wonder Ice Cube and Ren wanted to re-name the LA team "Them Rollin' Ho's"

I think you meant NBA and that's a very good point but I don't know if they would last without the NBA's financial support. But if they make some changes they probably won't need it.

Hey check out Anna, she wheels fine in a tiny dress:
http://kournikova.all-pics.com/Anna%20Kournikova%20-%2039.jpg

 

[Zamdrist]

Hey check out Anna, she wheels fine in a tiny dress:
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Damn. That's what I'm talking about.

 

[perks]

The NWA owns the WNBA? No wonder Ice Cube and Ren wanted to re-name the LA team "Them Rollin' Ho's"

I think you meant NBA and that's a very good point but I don't know if they would last without the NBA's financial support. But if they make some changes they probably won't need it.

Hey check out Anna, she wheels fine in a tiny dress:
http://kournikova.all-pics.com/Anna%20Kournikova%20-%2039.jpg

heehehe, that's what I meant...

see what happens when I try to be serious, it's just not meant to be... back to sexual connotation and double entendre for me.

 

[Marxist]

Yeah perky, screw all that serious shit and show us what that ASSSSSS looks like in a short short tennis skirt.

Sans undies of course.

 

[perks]

Yeah perky, screw all that serious shit and show us what that ASSSSSS looks like in a short short tennis skirt.

Sans undies of course.

lol, you beg so pretty. But my fat ass isn't being viewed in this forum.

 

[Marxist]

lol, you beg so pretty. But my fat ass isn't being viewed in this forum.

I wasn't begging just commanding. Now skip to it wench or I'll have Vixen break out the licorice whip.

 

[perks]

I wasn't begging just commanding. Now skip to it wench or I'll have Vixen break out the licorice whip.

I don't get whipped by women<smile> That's my department.

 

[Marxist]

I was just kidding, I've seen your booty in a short skirt before. Hell, I took a pic.

http://www.mvpvideos.com/images/PICTURES/GIRLS/Page_1/SHORT%20SKIRT.jpg

 

[perks]

I was just kidding, I've seen your booty in a short skirt before. Hell, I took a pic.

haahahahaha, don't insult me... mines more bubbly than that.

 

[Marxist]

haahahahaha, don't insult me... mines more bubbly than that.

prove it...that's what i thought...it's your booty and you don't wanna owe up to it....lame.

 

[perks]

prove it...that's what i thought...it's your booty and you don't wanna owe up to it....lame.

you greatly amuse me, man who can't be PMd, but I tell you, you will never see my ass online. There isn't enough memory <grin>.