How to impress a Woman! How to impress a Man!

[Phoenyx]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine her
Dine her
Call her
Hug her
Support her
Hold her
Surprise her
Smile at her
Listen to her
Cry with her
Romance her
Believe in her
Cuddle her
Shop with her
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers
Hold her hand
Write love letters to her
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked,
Bring food

 

[Monazwx]

To impress a man . . .

Don't forget "Bring Beer"

 

[nasty]

I knew where that one was going. What about the beer?

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

I tried that. I even brought along some rope, handcuffs, and duct tape.

He called the police and slapped an injunction on me. Now I have a restraining order that says I can't get closer than 100 feet.

He loves me.

 

[Phoenyx]

I knew where that one was going. What about the beer?

Beer Is food.

 

[nasty]

Beer Is food.

Ah. I see. I was thinking it was a drink, but, point taken.

 

[Monazwx]

You mean that I fried this chicken for nothing?

 

[Sillyman]

I don't like beer It's yucky.

I like fried chicken though. It's yummy.

 

[Monazwx]

 

[alildevilish]

lol

so what am I doing wrong