How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[xfrodobagginsx]

And looking at your posts it still breeds intolerance, arrogance and bigotry.

RC

No that would be intolerant liberals who can't handle any view that disagrees with theirs while claiming to be tolerant.

 

[phrodeau]

No that would be intolerant liberals who can't handle any view that disagrees with theirs while claiming to be tolerant.

Please provide examples.

 

[Led_Astray]

No that would be intolerant liberals who can't handle any view that disagrees with theirs while claiming to be tolerant.

He's right! Us liberal free-thinkers are famous for threatening you with everlasting hell if you don't live your life exactly the way we say!

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

He's right! Us liberal free-thinkers are famous for threatening you with everlasting hell if you don't live your life exactly the way we say!

Free of thinking is more like it.

 

[Led_Astray]

Free of thinking is more like it.

Isn't it funny that the side posting personal attacks in this debate (rather than any attempts at reasoned arguments, with one notable exception) is the side that was commanded to love thy neighbour and treat others as you would have them treat you?

If you can't live by what you preach, don't expect to be taken seriously.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Isn't it funny that the side posting personal attacks in this debate (rather than any attempts at reasoned arguments, with one notable exception) is the side that was commanded to love thy neighbour and treat others as you would have them treat you?

If you can't live by what you preach, don't expect to be taken seriously.

I guess you don't know what a personal attack is. That was a group statement. It wasn't merely directed at 1 Liberal and it was the truth. Jesus spoke the truth also and was hated for it. Also, being a Christian doesn't mean letting people walk all over you as you and many liberals love to do.

Ro 12:18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.

It's not possible to live peaceably with people who want to destroy you.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Jesus spoke the truth also and was hated for it.

Jesus made some compelling moral arguments, but very little in the red-letter texts constitutes "truth" in a sense factual, historical, scientific, philosophical or even spiritual.

It's not possible to live peaceably with people who want to destroy you.

Of course it is, if they only want to "destroy" you in an intellectual, political or religious rather than a physical sense.

 

[Led_Astray]

I guess you don't know what a personal attack is. That was a group statement. It wasn't merely directed at 1 Liberal and it was the truth. Jesus spoke the truth also and was hated for it. Also, being a Christian doesn't mean letting people walk all over you as you and many liberals love to do.

Ro 12:18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.

It's not possible to live peaceably with people who want to destroy you.

Go on then, tell us about when the big bad liberals threatened to destroy you.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Jesus made some compelling moral arguments, but very little in the red-letter texts constitutes "truth" in a sense factual, historical, scientific, philosophical or even spiritual.



Of course it is, if they only want to "destroy" you in an intellectual, political or religious rather than a physical sense.

Wrong. The Red letter and Biblical accounts are written by actual eyewitnesses to the events. Science, history and philosophy all support what the Bible says.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Wrong. The Red letter and Biblical accounts are written by actual eyewitnesses to the events.

I am not saying Jesus did not say what the red letters say, I am saying there is almost no truth in their contents. He was talking out his ass.

Science, history and philosophy all support what the Bible says.

No, they don't. E.g., the accounts of creation and Noah's flood are certainly false. And the Bible says Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great and during a Roman census, which is impossible; the first Roman census of Judea (not of "all the world") was taken ten years after Herod died. As for philosophy, you will not find a single scripture worthy of the name, not even in Job, Proverbs or Ecclesiastes. Philosophy begins with doubt, not faith; fear of the Lord is not the beginning of wisdom.

 

[Led_Astray]

Wrong. The Red letter and Biblical accounts are written by actual eyewitnesses to the events. Science, history and philosophy all support what the Bible says.

Yeah, sure they do.

Like for example, the "fact" that seven red kangaroos got off the ark, trekked about 13,000 km and then swam at least 300km to reach Australia.

OR, that they did it over several generations, but despite not having opposable thumbs they picked up all evidence of them ever existing in the lands they crossed whilst they travelled.

Or the "fact" that somehow an olive tree survived being completely submersed for 40 days without ill effect (and still had leaves on it when the water receded)

Or the "fact" that not one other person in the world at the time thought "Hey, this rain is getting a bit heavy, maybe I should get in my boat."

Or the "facts" that the earth doesn't move, and the sun does.

Or the "fact" that a circle's circumference is 3 times its diameter.

And when Jesus was alone in the desert talking to the devil, somehow there was an eyewitness who wrote down everything they said...

I could go on, but its too easy to be entertaining any more.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

I am not saying Jesus did not say what the red letters say, I am saying there is almost no truth in their contents. He was talking out his ass.



No, they don't. E.g., the accounts of creation and Noah's flood are certainly false. And the Bible says Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great and during a Roman census, which is impossible; the first Roman census of Judea (not of "all the world") was taken ten years after Herod died. As for philosophy, you will not find a single scripture worthy of the name, not even in Job, Proverbs or Ecclesiastes. Philosophy begins with doubt, not faith; fear of the Lord is not the beginning of wisdom.

Wow! You said that about Jesus? You realize that you will stand before Him one day right? The accounts of Noah's flood and Creation are 100% true. Everything in the Bible is true. The evidence points in that direction as well, it's just that you have been indoctrinated by Evolution and deceptions. You make lots of false assertions which if you take the time to look at the other side, you will see they are false. Hundreds of prophecies in the Bible written hundreds of years before Christ's birth, fulfilled in Christ. Herod knew when, where Jesus would be born because of the scripture that was written hundreds of years before His birth. The Bible is an Amazing work of God and fits together perfectly.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Wow! You said that about Jesus? You realize that you will stand before Him one day right?

No, I won't, and neither will you. Jesus is not God, he is a dead Jew, nothing more. If his recorded words were the truth, he would have come again during the lifetime of his apostles.

But, don't get upset. Jesus loves you.

Physically.

The accounts of Noah's flood and Creation are 100% true. Everything in the Bible is true.

You're actually one of those?!

Put that irrelevance away. The Bible is no more God's word than a line of subway toilet graffiti is God's word.

The evidence points in that direction as well, it's just that you have been indoctrinated by Evolution and deceptions. You make lots of false assertions which if you take the time to look at the other side, you will see they are false.

Believe me, there are no creationist or Biblicist arguments that could surprise me any more. I've seen them all.

You need to go here, and stay there for a very long time. A far better use of your time than prayer or Bible study.

 

[runsilent]

Wow! You said that about Jesus? You realize that you will stand before Him one day right? The accounts of Noah's flood and Creation are 100% true. Everything in the Bible is true. The evidence points in that direction as well, it's just that you have been indoctrinated by Evolution and deceptions. You make lots of false assertions which if you take the time to look at the other side, you will see they are false. Hundreds of prophecies in the Bible written hundreds of years before Christ's birth, fulfilled in Christ. Herod knew when, where Jesus would be born because of the scripture that was written hundreds of years before His birth. The Bible is an Amazing work of God and fits together perfectly.

Have any of you thought that this is just a troll and laughs every time you reply? STOP RESPONDING and see how fast this thread drops off the board.

edited for spelling

 

[Kirkrapine]

Hundreds of prophecies in the Bible written hundreds of years before Christ's birth, fulfilled in Christ. Herod knew when, where Jesus would be born because of the scripture that was written hundreds of years before His birth. The Bible is an Amazing work of God and fits together perfectly.

Biblical prophecies.

 

[phrodeau]

According to the Gospels, Jesus told a lot of stories that were not literally true. We call them parables, and nobody believes that they really happened.

Or do you think the Good Samaritan or the prodigal son were also historic figures?

 

[Led_Astray]

Wow! You said that about Jesus? You realize that you will stand before Him one day right? The accounts of Noah's flood and Creation are 100% true. Everything in the Bible is true. The evidence points in that direction as well, it's just that you have been indoctrinated by Evolution and deceptions. You make lots of false assertions which if you take the time to look at the other side, you will see they are false. Hundreds of prophecies in the Bible written hundreds of years before Christ's birth, fulfilled in Christ. Herod knew when, where Jesus would be born because of the scripture that was written hundreds of years before His birth. The Bible is an Amazing work of God and fits together perfectly.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FaintDistantIchthyostega.webp

Have you actually READ the bible? Because I don't think you have, or if you have, you have a terrible memory. It contains literally dozens of contradictions - even such an important event as Jesus' last words is reported differently in different gospels.

Even if you use ONLY the bible as your source, it is literally impossible - and I mean the actual, original definition of literally - it is literally impossible for the Bible to be 100% true.

 

[Kirkrapine]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FaintDistantIchthyostega.webp

Have you actually READ the bible?

"Marge, have you ever actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom!"

-- Reverend Lovejoy

 

[runsilent]

Keep feeding the troll. He is laughing at you.

 

[Tryharder62]

"Marge, have you ever actually sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom!"

-- Reverend Lovejoy

For my friends, Christian and non-Christian, who are worried about this issue of going to the bathroom I have read the bible, and I think I can help.

Don't listen to the Simpsons. You can go to the bathroom but be respectful about it.

Deutoronomy 23:12-14 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the Lord your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

You don't want him walking on that!!!!

I think this should be talked about in modern times as well. Please be a sweety and wipe the seaty.

 

[phrodeau]

For my friends, Christian and non-Christian, who are worried about this issue of going to the bathroom I have read the bible, and I think I can help.

Don't listen to the Simpsons. You can go to the bathroom but be respectful about it.

Deutoronomy 23:12-14 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the Lord your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

You don't want him walking on that!!!!

I think this should be talked about in modern times as well. Please be a sweety and wipe the seaty.

I wonder what Adam and Eve used to dig holes for their crap in the Garden of Eden.

 

[Kirkrapine]

I wonder what Adam and Eve used to dig holes for their crap in the Garden of Eden.

Adam delved.

 

[xfrodobagginsx]

Please provide examples.

The violent Liberals at the Trump rallies. The violent Liberals that the College Campuses whenever there is a Conservative speaker. The violent Liberals Black Lives Matter when a black man attacks a police man and gets shot. The violent ANTIFA at the protests for the Confederate monument. The violent Liberal Occupy Wallstreet protesters. The fact that Conservatives get black balled in Hollywood for being Conservative. Tim Allen, Rosanne Barr are the two most recent examples of a long list.

Now give me examples of Conservatives rioting, screaming and getting in people's faces

#1 on College campuses when a Liberal Speaker comes.
#2 at Democratic political rallies
#3 attacking police
#4 tearing down statues of liberal icons
#5 rioting because we don't agree with something liberal

I'll wait...

 

[Kirkrapine]

The fact that Conservatives get black balled in Hollywood for being Conservative.

Better them than the Comsymps, like it was in the '50s when there was an actual blacklist.

Conservatives rarely seem to make it in the arts anyway. There's something esthetically blind about most of them. There's a reason why most politically active celebs are liberals, and it is not because that sells better.

 

[phrodeau]

The violent Liberals at the Trump rallies. The violent Liberals that the College Campuses whenever there is a Conservative speaker. The violent Liberals Black Lives Matter when a black man attacks a police man and gets shot. The violent ANTIFA at the protests for the Confederate monument. The violent Liberal Occupy Wallstreet protesters. The fact that Conservatives get black balled in Hollywood for being Conservative. Tim Allen, Rosanne Barr are the two most recent examples of a long list.

Now give me examples of Conservatives rioting, screaming and getting in people's faces

#1 on College campuses when a Liberal Speaker comes.
#2 at Democratic political rallies
#3 attacking police
#4 tearing down statues of liberal icons
#5 rioting because we don't agree with something liberal

I'll wait...

I asked for examples of intolerant liberals claiming to be tolerant, and you spurt out this irrelevant tangent.

Those folks pulling down the graven images could be more pious than thou.