how to get rid of moose knuckles, male camel toe?

[Hanon435]

this is a serious question.


im sick of this

sometimes i have to wear certain clothing, like a suit, for work. when i do, theres not much left to the imagination. i see people gawking, smirking, giggling at me. im tired of it.

how can i get rid of this or deal with it? i dont think people take me as seriously. i understand very much how women feel. i feel like telling some women that 'i'm up here!'

i have tried everything i can think of. different pants, long shirts, different positions. nothing works.

this is a serious question. its driving me nuts. i dont go out sometimes because of it.

 

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[EJFan]

scalywag is spot on about tailored suits. a tailor will cut a pair of pants with one side of the crotch/leg area to be a bit wider. i forget the term for it, but that's how it's done.

the only thing i can think of right now... and this'll probably sound ridiculous... is to wear a cup or jock strap. at least those items will conceal some of the detail you're concerned about.

 

[phoenix1224]

scalywag is spot on about tailored suits. a tailor will cut a pair of pants with one side of the crotch/leg area to be a bit wider. i forget the term for it, but that's how it's done.

Exactly. The tailor will ask you if you "dress right" or "dress left"... Which is tailor speak for "Do you let your cock hang to the right or the left?"

 

[EJFan]

Exactly. The tailor will ask you if you "dress right" or "dress left"... Which is tailor speak for "Do you let your cock hang to the right or the left?"

YES! thank you phoenix. this would've driven me nuts for days! (no pun intended)

you da man.

 

[phoenix1224]

YES! thank you phoenix. this would've driven me nuts for days! (no pun intended)

you da man.

No problem.

 

[playful_one]

I thought men did that on purpose. I feel better knowing that it's unavoidable sometimes. Doesn't make guys seem like such pricks that way. I'm sorry, but I thought y'all did it intentionally trying to show off your package.

 

[DeepQuest]

Sounds like the man that had 5 penises.....pants fit him like a glove!!!!!!!!!

 

[NaiveOne]

Exactly. The tailor will ask you if you "dress right" or "dress left"... Which is tailor speak for "Do you let your cock hang to the right or the left?"

So that's what that phrase means!!!!!!!!


Wow, I feel enlightened now

Thanks!

 

[NaiveOne]

If you can't afford taylored suits maybe take a friend shopping with you. One you trust and don't get embarassed with. You might be buying a style of clothing that doesn't fit your body right. A fashion savy friend might be able to help you out- just be sure to take criticism well.

I dunno.

 

[popcorn2721]

If you can't afford taylored suits maybe take a friend shopping with you. One you trust and don't get embarassed with. You might be buying a style of clothing that doesn't fit your body right. A fashion savy friend might be able to help you out- just be sure to take criticism well.

Make sure your friend wont lose it when you ask "Does this suite make my dick look big? How about from the side?"

Honestly this is a great thread...I never knew what Dress Left or Dress Right was. Ive always had problems with my fit in my pants...makes me look like I have a sock in my drawers when its just me.
Thanks for the ideas

 

[NaiveOne]

Make sure your friend wont lose it when you ask "Does this suite make my dick look big? How about from the side?"

I would love to answer that question for a cute guy friend! How fun!

 

[silverwhisper]

i've never heard the expression "camel toe" until this thread. color me educated. :>

ed

 

[ImaginaryTemple]

i've never heard the expression "camel toe" until this thread. color me educated. :>

ed

You're kidding, right?
This phrase is as old as ancient Egyptian heiroglyphics.

 

[silverwhisper]

as a matter of fact, no, i'm not. weird, huh?

ed

 

[vanelane]

as a matter of fact, no, i'm not. weird, huh?

ed

I first heard that term just a few weeks ago.

 

[whatageek]

If anyone still wonders what a camel toe is....

http://www.funnyinside.com/camelToe2.shtml

Make sure sound is on.

 

[NaiveOne]

If anyone still wonders what a camel toe is....

http://www.funnyinside.com/camelToe2.shtml

Make sure sound is on.

That was GOOD!

 

[whatageek]

That was GOOD!

I'm not much of a fan of "Bob and Tom"...but once in a while they come up with something good. THAT had me LMAO!!!

 

[vanelane]

Well, I liked the video too, but what made me laugh out loud was popcorn

"Does this suit make my dick look big?" Hilarious!

 

[whatageek]

Well, I liked the video too, but what made me laugh out loud was popcorn

"Does this suit make my dick look big?" Hilarious!

Oh I missed that!

HAHAHAH! That IS funny!

 

[MagicFingers]

try

ratemycameltoe.com

 

[Hanon435]

never figured it out. I wear baggier pants. doesn't look great, but my dick's not sticking out so much. lol dammit.